Golf R Observations and Questions

[Big Yellow]

comes in handy when you forget where you have parked the car!!

[lavna]

Hey runningman i think i sore your car at deakin the missus was picking you up
i will be getting mine chipped when its done 5k
Cheers

[Big_Dave]

The unlocking/locking sound of the Golf is so audiable, I'm not sure why you'd need an additional chirp chirp

Yes, that may be so Corey, but for us older gents who are hard of hearing it is a benefit.

I have always wanted a car that made a sound when you locked and unlocked it, so that everyone looked at me.

"I am a Peacock, you gotta let me fly!"- Terry Hoitz

"No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend"

"OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring."

How you gonna do that?

"We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.
[pause]
Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope." - Allen Gamble

[dave_r]

LOL that is a terrible movie to be quoting!

[Big_Dave]

Best movie of the year!
laughed my tits off.

But then again, i think Monty Python and Derek and Clive are funny also.

[Fab_R]

Wtf............LOL.

[dave_r]

hehe try this Fab... The Other Guys (2010) - IMDb
(and check ya email lazy prick!)

[Fab_R]

hehe try this Fab... The Other Guys (2010) - IMDb
(and check ya email lazy prick!)

No email??

[Big_Dave]

Fab,
from the seventies.
YouTube - Derek And Clive - This Bloke Came Up to me
Not for kids.

[Fab_R]

Fab,
from the seventies.
YouTube - Derek And Clive - This Bloke Came Up to me
Not for kids.

Haha will do Dave.

[masev]

Coming from someone that knows very little about turbo mods, would the below product be of much benefit?

http://www.neuspeed.com/480270-hi-flo-k04-turbo-discharge-conversion.html

[VW Central]

Coming from someone that knows very little about turbo mods, would the below product be of much benefit?

http://http://www.neuspeed.com/48027...onversion.html

Link is dead dude

[Corey_R]

Coming from someone that knows very little about turbo mods, would the below product be of much benefit?

HI-FLO K04 Turbo Discharge Conversion : Neuspeed®

Hey man... fixed the link for you.
I looked at this after Sharkie suggested that it'd be a useful mod many months ago. However, even he changed his mind on the usefulness of this after looking at the parts that are supposedly "seriously restricted" from underneath the car whilst up on the lift at a workshop.

Basically the benefit would be IF the OEM part is "seriously restricted" - but some people say it's fine.

Also, IF you were going to get that product, I'd assume that you'd also want to replace the "other side" at the same time using this product:
HI-FLO Air Charge Pipe - Eliminates OE Sound Amplifer : Neuspeed®


I would like feedback from someone has actually done it, especially if they've got before and after dyno's on the same day to show if there is benefit or not.

[Fab_R]

Fab,
from the seventies.
YouTube - Derek And Clive - This Bloke Came Up to me
Not for kids.

Thanks Dave...Thats a pissa!

[lavna]

Hey guys
Launched my car in launch control today and when it changes gears it doesnt get the little back fire in each gear that it gets when you drive it normally has any body else had the same experience
cheers