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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It died.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a game.
It died.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a game.
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Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?Originally posted by Golf Houso View Post
Peer Pressure.
Why did the tree fall down?
It was stapled to the third Koala.
How did the Kangaroo die?
The Tree hit it!
If it has an engine or heartbeat it's going to cost you.Comment
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick!2012 Subaru WRX STi Spec-R in "Lightening Red" because red cars are the fastest!!
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Classic...
Kid: Dad, I'm hungry...
Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!Comment
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what's green and brown, has 6 legs and will kill you if it fell out of a tree??
a pool table.Comment
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Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Stein lager.
Barman asks, "What's wrong with Steinlager?"
Bloke replies, "I had 12 pints of it last night and when I came to I was f*****g skint."
Barman says, "But 12 pints of anything costs about the same."
Bloke replies, "Skint's my dog."Comment
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what goes black, white, red, black, white, red, black, white, red?
A penguin with a nappy rash rolling down a hill2007 Audi RS4 with: APR ECU Upgrade; JHM Quick Shifter; Milltek Catback and Downpipes; KW V3 Coilovers; Argon Creative Carbon Fibre SplittersComment
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what did the girl say to the drowning grandpar?
paddle pop!Wide Steelies For Sale
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what did the number '0' say to the number '8'
nice beltVW: it aint just a car, its a way of life
There are few things more satisfying in life than finding a solution to a problem and implementing it
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what do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
a woolie jumper.......
cant believe i wrote that.... these jokes are lame
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What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack2012 Subaru WRX STi Spec-R in "Lightening Red" because red cars are the fastest!!
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Why are New Zealand race horses so fast?
They've seen what their owners do to the sheep!Nothing to see here...Comment
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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?Originally posted by Rybky View Post
Doug.
What do you call a man without a shovel in his head?
Douglass.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a man standing at your front door?
Matt.
There's a whole raft of totally tasteless baby jokes too. Nun jokes too...Nothing to see here...Comment
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why do farts smell?
So deaf people aren't left out.,
Why did piglet go to the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh
what is a sh*tz Tzu?
One with no animals
What do you call a man with bananas in his ears?
Anything you want, he won't be able to hear you.
Whats Mary short for?
She's got no legs
I could go on....Comment
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