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whats white and black and red all over?
a newspaper
whats white and blue and standing in a field?
a fridge wearing a denim jacket.
why couldn't the goldfish ride the bike?
because its a goldfishOriginally posted by Preen59It doesn't matter what car you drive.. If you're a complete wanker.. People still won't want to talk to you..
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loving the dad jokes. clean humour is so difficult!Main Dub:
2010 Crafter Hanover Bus
1956 Type 1
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You know this forum is sad when it gets more hits and posts in the dad jokes than the lol'd thread.Mrk Detailing, premium automotive detailing. Paint correction/protection specialist. PM meComment
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The local town sheriff walks in tha bar and asks the barman in a slow texan drawl.
"You see a man carrying a brown paper bag, wearing brown paper pants, brown paper shirt, brown paper vest and wearing a brown paper hat?"
"No," replies the barman "what's he wanted for?"
"Rustling".Comment
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Dad? i remember half of these from my primary school days2007 Audi RS4 with: APR ECU Upgrade; JHM Quick Shifter; Milltek Catback and Downpipes; KW V3 Coilovers; Argon Creative Carbon Fibre SplittersComment
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why did the redneck cross the road?
because his d7ck was stuck in the chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What's a cross between an Iron and an icicle?
Ironical.2002 Volkswagen Bora V5 - 2007 Mazda 3 GT - 1998 Ford Contour Sport - 2010 Volkswagen Jetta 2.0T - 2013 Volkswagen Passat 130TDI - 2015 Ford Escape 1.5 - 2016 Subaru WRX - 2018 Volkswagen Golf R Wolfsburg WagonComment
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A horse walks in to a bar.
The barman says: OMG, it's Sarah Jessica Parker!Last edited by maca; 04-07-2010, 02:29 AM.2002 Volkswagen Bora V5 - 2007 Mazda 3 GT - 1998 Ford Contour Sport - 2010 Volkswagen Jetta 2.0T - 2013 Volkswagen Passat 130TDI - 2015 Ford Escape 1.5 - 2016 Subaru WRX - 2018 Volkswagen Golf R Wolfsburg WagonComment
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why did the scarecrow win an award?
he was out standing in his field.
black mkIV .:R32 #001/200
04 black new beetle turbo
matt black 1970 beetle- low n slow!Comment
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Don't know if it's been posted but:
Why does a chicken coop have two doors.
Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
Cheers,
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2010 Renault Clio RenaultSPORT 200 Cup 20th Anniversary Edition - #19 of 30 - The French Connection...
2004 Volkswagen Golf R32 MkIV - #044 of 200 - Gone But Not Forgotten...
"Racing is life; Anything that happens before or after is just waiting." - Steve McQueen -=-=- "Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum" - UnknownComment
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Originally posted by GoLfMan View Post
Horse walks into a bar
barmen says. "why the long face"?
Horse " I have cancer..."
Q: Whats Blue, and phucks Swedish grannys??
A: Hypothermia...
"If can't get behind your troops, feel free to stand in front of them..."Comment
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Why did little Johnny fall off his bike??
Cos someone threw a fridge at him... "If can't get behind your troops, feel free to stand in front of them..."Comment
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how much did the pirate pay for his ear ring?
a buccaneer!!
why are pirates called pirates?
cos they arhhhhhhhhhh
why did the lepper fail his driving exam?
he left his foot on the clutch
what did the lepper say to the prostitute?
keep the tip" I wait I resolution derive pleasure this " latest spammer postComment
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