Dad Jokes (Groan Worthy Jokes)

[The_Hawk]

Feel free to post your additions here.

And to start the ball...

Why don't Nun's like chainsaws?

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Because they go "RunNunNunNunNunNun, RunNunNunNunNunNun"...

boom tish!

[team_v]

2 Girls walk in to a bar.







You think one of them would have seen it.

[GoLfMan]

Horse walks into a bar

barmen says. "why the long face"?

[team_v]

A duck orders a drink from the bar and the barman asks how he will pay.


The duck replies, "Put it on my bill"

[Jayse]

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?




Nothing, they just waved...

[team_v]

Why is the beach wet?







Becasue the sea weed.

[velly_16v_cab]

a tall blonde just walked passed my window.....

I knew she was tall.....

I was on the 3rd floor!!!

[Jayse]

Hear about the two peanuts that walked through central park?



One was a-salted.

[Jayse]

Why did the dolphin kill himself?



He had no porpoise in his life!

[velly_16v_cab]

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe.
They both get pissed.
The giraffe falls over.
The man goes to leave and the bartender says, "Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there."
And the man says,



"No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."

[Jayse]

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?



A nervous wreck.

[team_v]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?





Becasue 7-8-9

[Jayse]

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.


What do you call a fly without wings or legs?

A roll.

[Rybky]

What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall?


Dam!

[Jarred]

what do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other

Eileen.

I'm pretty sure this should be re-named "dad jokes"