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  • #31
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    • #32
      Originally posted by hooba View Post
      I'd by a million of these before a MK6 Golf.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Jace View Post
        I'd by a million of these before a MK6 Golf.
        You can start with the 18 of them currently on carsales.com.au.

        Enjoy!
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        • #34
          Originally posted by hooba View Post
          You can start with the 18 of them currently on carsales.com.au.

          Enjoy!
          Should we be concerned that you know how many are currently available on Carsales??

          If it has an engine or heartbeat it's going to cost you.

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          • #35
            I know there are three videos, but just watch them. It's worth it, I pissed myself laughing at the DVD. (Skip to 0:38 of the third video to avoid overlapping.)

            [YOUTUBE]4hDHqbtnwoU&[/YOUTUBE]

            [YOUTUBE]ZMrAKxDDemw&[/YOUTUBE]

            [YOUTUBE]-LUQjgykH5I[/YOUTUBE]
            Last edited by maca; 09-01-2011, 11:56 PM.
            2002 Volkswagen Bora V5 - 2007 Mazda 3 GT - 1998 Ford Contour Sport - 2010 Volkswagen Jetta 2.0T - 2013 Volkswagen Passat 130TDI - 2015 Ford Escape 1.5 - 2016 Subaru WRX - 2018 Volkswagen Golf R Wolfsburg Wagon

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            • #36


              The fact that they're cuzzy bro's made me laugh mostly.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Jace View Post
                  Saw that tonight on prime time TV, what a corker... go those Italians, they've got it right

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Jace View Post


                    The fact that they're cuzzy bro's made me laugh mostly.
                    Well, a big end was ****ed when he started.. Wasn't going to end well!! Haha.

                    APR Tuned | KW Suspension | INA Engineering | Mocal Oil Control |
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                    • #40
                      I saw that on tv last night as well.

                      thought what the **** is he dribbling on about and then hit the mute button

                      Originally posted by Pepe View Post
                      Saw that tonight on prime time TV, what a corker... go those Italians, they've got it right
                      2007 Audi RS4 with: APR ECU Upgrade; JHM Quick Shifter; Milltek Catback and Downpipes; KW V3 Coilovers; Argon Creative Carbon Fibre Splitters

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                      • #41
                        Just saw this on Vortex.. I'm assuming it was a Bot.. But WTF!! haha.


                        APR Tuned | KW Suspension | INA Engineering | Mocal Oil Control |
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                        • #42
                          It's well done whatever it is....very clever.

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                          • #43
                            I don't have my monicle on, so i can't read that!


                            i like volkswagens
                            My blog: http://garagefiftythree.blogspot.com.au/

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                            • #44
                              BAck at 'cha Preeny,

                              My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

                              First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

                              The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

                              But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.

                              Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.
                              79 MK1 Golf Wreck to Race / 79 MK1 Golf The Red Thread / 76 MK1 Golf Kamei Race Car
                              7? MK1 Caddy
                              79 B1 Passat Dasher Project
                              12 Amarok

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                              • #45
                                Haha so much awesome in both of those posts.

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