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Guy goes into local pharmacy, and explains he's got a REALLY hot date tonight, 2 women, and was worried he might not be able to fully perform, and could the pharmasist offer anything to help.
Pharmacist looks under the counter and grabs some extra strength viagra, but warns him under no circumstances was the guy to take more than one.
Next morning the guy wanders back into the pharmacy and asks for some Deepheat. While serving him, the pharmacist asks how his date went?
It was a disaster, the guy says, I was really nervous about non-performance so I took 2 of those pills, and look, he says, dropping his pants to expose a horribly battered and bruised ****.
'My god' says the pharmacist, 'you cant put Deepheat on that'.
'You dont understand' says the guy, 'its for my arms. the ladies didnt show up'
Pharmacist looks under the counter and grabs some extra strength viagra, but warns him under no circumstances was the guy to take more than one.
Next morning the guy wanders back into the pharmacy and asks for some Deepheat. While serving him, the pharmacist asks how his date went?
It was a disaster, the guy says, I was really nervous about non-performance so I took 2 of those pills, and look, he says, dropping his pants to expose a horribly battered and bruised ****.
'My god' says the pharmacist, 'you cant put Deepheat on that'.
'You dont understand' says the guy, 'its for my arms. the ladies didnt show up'
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