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  • The hell? They all fell off?
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    • so is that what you call a slammed car? LOL

      for that to happen, I'm assuming somebody has loosened all his wheel nuts?
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      • Originally posted by gareth_oau View Post
        so is that what you call a slammed car? LOL

        for that to happen, I'm assuming somebody has loosened all his wheel nuts?
        googled "RX7 wheel falls off" and found this:

        Apparently what happened was that someone came up with the wrong lug nuts with the wrong threading. They seemed tight until they fell off! This happened on June 10, 2007 in the Dixie Autocross (RX7 Wheels Fall Off - Video)

        all in all: FAIL!

        Cheers,

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        • if stupid people were illegal, thats more than half our comedy eliminated
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          • It's pretty awesome that each wheel falls off at the same time.
            If that was a golf there'd be oil everywhere haha.
            Hopefully the RPF1's weren't damaged!

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            • Has anyone seen this ad before?

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              Some say he was the Stig... all we know is that he drives a VW Transporter.
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              • YouTube - How To wash your car with one bucket of water
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                • haha..thats crazy!!!
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                  • EPIC. LOL

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                    • Hahahaha, summed up so well...so well it hurts!
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                      • Velly
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                        Originally posted by DubSteve
                        I have wood thinking about you

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                        • Hahaha wtf!
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                          • haha.. motorboat.........mmmmmmmmmmm...

                            here's an oldie but a goodie:

                            An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.
                            He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi
                            'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'
                            Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.'
                            Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'
                            Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'
                            Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
                            Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)
                            Dog: 'Yep'
                            Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
                            Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
                            Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)
                            Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
                            Kiwi: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'
                            Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
                            Horse: 'Cool'
                            Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
                            Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)
                            Horse: 'Yep'
                            Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
                            Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements.'
                            Kiwi: (total look of amazement)
                            Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
                            Kiwi: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a f*****' liar……'
                            Last edited by Jayse; 29-07-2010, 10:17 AM.
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                            The German Mistress: 2001 Black B5 A4 1.8T

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                            • Awesome joke.

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                              • Originally posted by Jayse View Post
                                haha.. motorboat.........mmmmmmmmmmm...

                                here's an oldie but a goodie:

                                An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.
                                He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi
                                'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'
                                Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.'
                                Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'
                                Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'
                                Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
                                Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)
                                Dog: 'Yep'
                                Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
                                Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
                                Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)
                                Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
                                Kiwi: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'
                                Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
                                Horse: 'Cool'
                                Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
                                Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)
                                Horse: 'Yep'
                                Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
                                Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements.'
                                Kiwi: (total look of amazement)
                                Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
                                Kiwi: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a f*****' liar……'
                                Old thinks that one's old.



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