I lol'd for a bit...

[cartertronic]

An insomniac wife has started a blog, with all the crazy stuff her husband says in his sleep..

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

Personal favourites are:

"You're pretty. pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty.... [long pause] Now f#%k off and be pretty somewhere else. I'm bored."

"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

"By the way, washing in rose water doesn't stop you smelling like a piece of s#%t."

[Jarred]

HAHAHAHAHAH

lmao. that's golden.

"peeing standing up rules!"

[Blitzen]

That is some of the funniest **** I have read!!

"Wait... wait... I know what it feels like to be like you: ****."

[Preen59]

HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Awesome!

"Flap's on fire. Your flap's on fire! Chili in the vagiiiiina. I'm a bad bad boy."

[philthy]

"I'm better than Superman. He's just a c***.... in underpants."

hehehehehehe

[dubbed]

[HOLEIN1]

^^^ lol! :p

[Calais]

^ Funniest sh$t ever! Who would have thought facebook would be such a source of comedy!

[goodfella]

My New Years FAIL

bored stupid Ebay searching, I found this :



I wonder if the dealer even realised that he's in the wrong industry!

[Golf Houso]

[gareth_oau]

that Jaguar looks terrible!

[gregozedobe]

that Jaguar looks terrible!

C'mon, she even bought a special "gold" bra, shoes and earings to match the spinners on the wheels (and the exterior door handles). It's all in the details ya know

[Jorge]

[Preen59]

Hahaha. Ranga Minge. Always frightening.

[Rex]

Where's the epic fail thread when u need it!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/19/the-funniest-parking-fail_n_422337.html?slidenumber=dkxDJUR1k3c%3D&&#slide_image