I lol'd for a bit...

[maca]

Haha I love photochops. Type "Purple Haired Freak" into

You'll get an ebaumsworld page with this:

and many other hilarious chops.

[lawny]

just saw this video, not sure if u have all seen i already but funny ****

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgEvy60bZYI&feature=fvw

[mikepologti]

hahah yep weve scene that one , but funny s##t none the less.

[Jayse]

Hahaha yeah it's a book! I searched it, it exists

not anymore.... try it.

[dub be good to me]

'Why men shouldn't write advice columns' - seems good advice to me

http://twitpic.com/tf8kg

[Jayse]

'Why men shouldn't write advice columns' - seems good advice to me

http://twitpic.com/tf8kg

already been done:

http://www.vwwatercooled.org.au/newforum/upload/showthread.php?t=38371

[Jayse]

[maca]

[Jayse]

A Very Merry Tiger Christmas!!

[Calais]

If I were Tiger Woods, I'd do that.....^...(all of that)..... In a heartbeat.

[gareth_oau]

If I were Tiger Woods, I'd do that.....^...(all of that)..... In a heartbeat.

LOL Calais, should you really be telling the world about your premature ejaculation problems?

I'd be hoping to take a bit longer than just one heartbeat

[Preen59]

Nice!

I wouldn't be too worried about how long i was there for.. I'd be there for a good time, not a long time! Haha

[Jayse]

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

[Preen59]

Hahahahaha! Gold. Kinda like the "F*cking Asians" Little Johnny joke. (Nothing against them before anyone gets upset!)

[awestonvp]

One day, long, long ago, there was a lady who didn't nag or complain...












But it was a LONG time ago and it was only for that one day.