An insomniac wife has started a blog, with all the crazy stuff her husband says in his sleep..
http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/
Personal favourites are:
"You're pretty. pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty.... [long pause] Now f#%k off and be pretty somewhere else. I'm bored."
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."
"By the way, washing in rose water doesn't stop you smelling like a piece of s#%t."
http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/
Personal favourites are:
"You're pretty. pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty.... [long pause] Now f#%k off and be pretty somewhere else. I'm bored."
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."
"By the way, washing in rose water doesn't stop you smelling like a piece of s#%t."
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