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An Irishman is sitting at a bar and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. The woman sitting nearby notices this. "Is your date running late?"
"No, I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it"
"What's so special about it?"
The Irishman explains. "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "So what's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any underwear."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well, it must be broken because I am wearing underwear!"
The Irishman smirks, taps his watch and says, "The bl00dy thing's running about an hour fast. Can I buy you a drink?"
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