The VW Golfer's Creed
This is my Golf. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My Golf is my best friend. It is my life. I must drive it as I must drive my life.
My Golf, without me, is useless. Without my Golf, I am useless. I must drive my Golf true. I must drive faster than my enemy who is trying to out run me. I must pass him before he passes me. I will...
My Golf and myself know that what counts in this challenge is not the tune we use, the noise of our exhaust, nor the smoke it makes. We know that it is the shutdowns * we make that count. We will shut them down...
My Golf is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its DVs and its Coilpacks. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my Golf clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My Golf and myself are the defenders of my e-penis. We are the masters of our MFD. We are the savers of our dyno result sheets.
So be it, until all cars are VWs and there is no others, but VWs!
*To shutdown someone is to outrun them in a drag race
This is my Golf. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My Golf is my best friend. It is my life. I must drive it as I must drive my life.
My Golf, without me, is useless. Without my Golf, I am useless. I must drive my Golf true. I must drive faster than my enemy who is trying to out run me. I must pass him before he passes me. I will...
My Golf and myself know that what counts in this challenge is not the tune we use, the noise of our exhaust, nor the smoke it makes. We know that it is the shutdowns * we make that count. We will shut them down...
My Golf is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its DVs and its Coilpacks. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my Golf clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My Golf and myself are the defenders of my e-penis. We are the masters of our MFD. We are the savers of our dyno result sheets.
So be it, until all cars are VWs and there is no others, but VWs!
*To shutdown someone is to outrun them in a drag race
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