I lol'd for a bit V4.0

[hooba]

Bill Cosby and Carroll Shelby are friends. The builder of racecars once asked his comedian pal why he drove Ferraris and insisted that he switch to American built sports cars. Cosby took Shelby up on this offer and was soon the proud owner of a Shelby Cobra Super Snake. It's claimed that the output on the Super Snake was 462 horsepower and 800 pound-feet of torque, which is probably a bit more than the lightweight racer actually needs.

Bill Cosby apparently agreed with this notion, as he turned the story of the Cobra into a skit named "200 MPH." His description of the Super Snake's delivery is hilarious. During an appearance on The Tonight Show in more recent years, Jay Leno prodded the Cos to tell the Cobra story for the audience as well....

http://www.fquick.com/videos/viewvideo.php?id=4967

[Jarred]

I watched that today. Hilarious!

bill cosby is one of a kind!

[Whubbsie]

Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn't so painful. I haven't been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go f*ck myself. FML

10987654321

[Jarred]

bahaaahaha

[JustMark]

http://www.youtube.com/user/QuietLibrary?blend=2&ob=1#p/c/D81CB775CE5490AA/30/8eKk5B8zBjU

Love these guys. "Master Po" and "perfectly aligned" are pissers aswell

[Jarred]

haha perfectly aligned is a laff!

[hooba]

Mesmerising

[Buller_Scott]

the bus was awesome!!!

THAT is prime real estate.......

[Jace]

[youtube]NkmX1u5nkr8[/youtube]

[woofy]

The funnier version is the one with the subtitles

[hooba]

Save the Audis at the Race of Champions.

No blaming Webber for this crash (rear suspension fails after clipping the wall)

Check out the look on Schumacher's face in this video

[WABIT]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

apparently the worlds funniest joke

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

[hooba]

Who mugged Bernie?!

[Pepe]

Who mugged Bernie?!

He looks a bit "simple" there, doesn't he.

[gareth_oau]

Bernie: I got a good whacking | Planet F1 | Formula One News


bloody superheroes - I bet they felt real tough

The 80-year-old was mugged on Wednesday evening, sustaining injuries primarily to his face after being punched and kicked by his assailants.

Ecclestone and his girlfriend Fabiana Flosi were also robbed of watches and jewellery.

"I drove as I often do and we had just got out of the car when suddenly these guys laid into me," he told the Daily Express.

"They said nothing to me, just went on the attack so there was no chance to feel scared or react.

"When I was on the ground I could hear Fabiana screaming for help and I took a kick or two in the head and went unconscious.

"When I came to there was blood everywhere from my head wound but I was lucky. They weren't worried about taking my eye out or head injuries when they were kicking.

"It was completely stupid and uncalled for. If they had confronted me and asked for everything we had, I would have handed over everything in my pockets, my wallet, anything."

It is not the first time the slightly built 5ft 4in Ecclestone has been attacked, suffering a similar mugging outside his home in 1995.

Despite his vast fortune which could make him a target for robberies, the 80-year-old rarely makes use of bodyguards.

"I've got a bit of money but I don't feel like a target," he said.

"I prefer to trust the police, who have been great, but they are bit busy these days in London looking after students who need more money."