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  • I lol'd for a bit V4.0

    One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.

    The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

    Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word.

    Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words:

    "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"

    If it has an engine or heartbeat it's going to cost you.

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    MY07 Polo GTi
    Last run - 114.8kw atw
    Winton - 1:52.7130

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      Best ad. Ever.

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        [YOUTUBE]YouTube - Go! Bwaaah![/YOUTUBE]

        Without Your Seatbelt, You Know Your Gonna' Die!
        Project: mk1 cabriolet 20vt

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          i'm not sure they could jam any more sexual inherendo's if they tried!


          i like volkswagens
          My blog: http://garagefiftythree.blogspot.com.au/

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            A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God.

            “God,” he said, “how long is a million years?”
            God answered, “In my frame of reference, it’s about a minute.”

            The man asked, “God, how much is a million dollars?”
            God answered, “To me, it’s a penny.”

            The man then asked, “God, can I have a penny?”
            God answered, “In a minute.”

            If it has an engine or heartbeat it's going to cost you.

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                hahahah that's gold.

                *right-click-save-as*


                i like volkswagens
                My blog: http://garagefiftythree.blogspot.com.au/

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                  Saw a silver MK5 four-door 'GTI' today, number plates were DSGFTW
                  Sat and shook my head for a minute. Didn't know there was actual DSG supremacists.

                  Wonder how long that enthusiasm will last.

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                    Originally posted by Jace View Post
                    Wonder how long that enthusiasm will last.
                    About as long as the ****house clutches in them!

                    APR Tuned | KW Suspension | INA Engineering | Mocal Oil Control |
                    Website: http://www.tprengineering.com
                    Email: chris@tprengineering.com

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                      Originally posted by Preen59 View Post
                      About as long as the ****house clutches in them!
                      So... give it another thousand K's then?

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                        I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army Soup Kitchen.
                        All I said was, "will you bastards hurry up, some of us have a home to go to".
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                          MK2 - *Insert list of dealer purchased extra's/standard features here*
                          80 series - The MK2's BIG, Sooty, polar opposite...
                          HAHAHA

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                            Hah, this is so good.

                            [youtube]AHb4gs1hwck&rel[/youtube]

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                              My Tiguan TSI APR Stg2 + RPF1's

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