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Bit early for Pakistan jokes, but they just keep flooding in!!

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  • #16
    Meh, I say do it... They do it over there...
    "If can't get behind your troops, feel free to stand in front of them..."

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Blitzen View Post
      Meh, I say do it... They do it over there...
      Nah i'll just keep sending you the emails so i don't have to listen to people bitch about "sensitive" issues. Hahaha.

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      • #18
        It's never too early to joke. Pretty sure I found out MJ died via an sms joke come to think of it.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by IH8 View Post
          It's never too early to joke. Pretty sure I found out MJ died via an sms joke come to think of it.
          was it his twitter?

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Preen59 View Post
            Unfortunately i'm not allowed to make religious or racial jokes.. So i'm limited on material.
            that's a bit of a shame.... racist jokes are some of the best.

            what's the first 5 words of any mexican cookbook? ''step one: steal a chicken"

            what did the latinoss fireman name his two sons? jose and hose-b

            what's blue and mows my lawn? he's my ****er, i'll paint him whatever color i want!



            p.s. im part gooky wooky yet i dont know any good asian ones. post some!

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Buller_Scott View Post
              that's a bit of a shame.... racist jokes are some of the best.

              what's the first 5 words of any mexican cookbook? ''step one: steal a chicken"

              what did the latinoss fireman name his two sons? jose and hose-b

              what's blue and mows my lawn? he's my ****er, i'll paint him whatever color i want!



              p.s. im part gooky wooky yet i dont know any good asian ones. post some!
              You're Asian? Gees and here was me thinking you were alright. haha.

              I'll have to dig some of these jokes up. I've got heaps but people keep accusing me of being racist or insensitive etc so i gave up posting them- Not worth it.

              But hey.. I'll give it another shot.

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              • #22
                i erased my whole post, because im tipsy.

                yes, haha, im part guzzah. but at the same time, we're talking ''rugby nursery'' prop. i go OK.

                but please.... anything that doesnt involve peepee sizes or math- i've heard them all.

                lets hear some brutal stuff, haha!
                Last edited by Buller_Scott; 10-09-2010, 12:30 AM.

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                • #23
                  can we create a thread for such politically incorrect jokes? Or should we forward such requests to preenie to be added to his email list?
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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by seangti View Post
                    can we create a thread for such politically incorrect jokes? Or should we forward such requests to preenie to be added to his email list?
                    preeny's got a list? sweeeeeeet.

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                    • #25
                      I'll just post them in the other thread I started.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by team_v View Post
                        Hahaha, man i laughed at all of them!
                        Politically incorrect but wthe world needs to lighten up a bit.
                        what goes around comes around..... looks like you're next team_v

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by abzrich View Post
                          what goes around comes around..... looks like you're next team_v
                          Why?
                          I live on a hill with a variety of ways to get home.
                          As do all of my family and friends.

                          This is just nature doing away with the stupid people who did not do their research.
                          My Tiguan TSI APR Stg2 + RPF1's

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                          • #28
                            Pakistan looked like a bowl of Coco Pops, we look like a bowl of Rice Bubbles!
                            2002 Volkswagen Bora V5 - 2007 Mazda 3 GT - 1998 Ford Contour Sport - 2010 Volkswagen Jetta 2.0T - 2013 Volkswagen Passat 130TDI - 2015 Ford Escape 1.5 - 2016 Subaru WRX - 2018 Volkswagen Golf R Wolfsburg Wagon

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                            • #29
                              Damnit Alex stop posting wisecracks that you found on boostloosing.
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                              • #30
                                You know the navy is now opening up a new base in Mt Isa...
                                "If can't get behind your troops, feel free to stand in front of them..."

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