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Bit early for Pakistan jokes, but they just keep flooding in!!

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  • Bit early for Pakistan jokes, but they just keep flooding in!!

    1. Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started by a suicide plumber.

    2. There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood disaster victims. It's a chicken bury auntie, served with nan dead and poppa gone.

    3. The British Nationalist Party have donated 6000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal.

    4. The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the Pakistani president. She wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare pakis if they want some back.

    5. I bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles fetch water now! I think I'll ask for my £1 a month donation back



    6. What do you call a Pakistani flood survivor......................Mustafa dinghy

    7. A new film has been made about the floods in Pakistan . It's called ' Water **** drown'.

    8. What goes around comes around. Pakistanis have been flooding Britain for years.

    9. From space, Pakistan looks like a giant bowl of coco pops.

    10. There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan . It's called swim fast.

    11. Charity single just released for the Pakistani flood disaster...........Rain drops keep falling on Ahmed

    12. A donation of just £4 could save a thousand lives in Pakistan .
    Co-incidently, at Sainsbury's you can get 4 cans of Stella for just £3...99 - You decide!

    13. Thousands Dead. China is sending clean water.
    America is sending tents.
    England is sending replacements

    14. The Pakistan president Asif Ali Zardari says "the main problem we are having mopping after the flood is that all our spongers are over in the UK !!!"

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    Hahaha, man i laughed at all of them!
    Politically incorrect but wthe world needs to lighten up a bit.
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    • #3
      hahaha... funny as!
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      • #4
        I needed a good laugh

        These were fantastic.
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        • #5
          Haha awesome. Tipping they'd be funnier if i was a pom.

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          • #6
            Oh, and trust Preeny to post this sorta crap up

            Where would we be without him?
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            • #7
              Originally posted by IH8 View Post
              Haha awesome. Tipping they'd be funnier if i was a pom.
              I am. And they are. Nice one Preeny
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              • #8
                I'm an idiot didn;t even realise this wasn't the I lol'd thread
                Last edited by Whubbsie; 07-09-2010, 03:14 PM.
                Originally posted by Preen59
                It doesn't matter what car you drive.. If you're a complete wanker.. People still won't want to talk to you..

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                • #9
                  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... ****ing love them!!
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                  • #10
                    wow, some of these jokes really didnt sit well with some of the peeps on my train to work this morning:

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                    • #11
                      Her Majesty the Queen is not amused (well maybe just a little)
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                      • #12
                        Hahahaha.. I was expecting to see discussion about whether or not it's ok to joke about this stuff.. Good to see people are lightening up!

                        (Or the sad sacks have finally decided to STFU.. Haha).

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Preen59 View Post
                          Hahahaha.. I was expecting to see discussion about whether or not it's ok to joke about this stuff.. Good to see people are lightening up!

                          (Or the sad sacks have finally decided to STFU.. Haha).
                          Babe, you'll always have me to laugh at your racially, disaster motivated jokes
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                          • #14
                            Haha that was brilliant, thanks Preen!
                            Good to have a laugh first thing in the morning, and as much as I feel for the flood victims, they are still pretty good jokes
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                            • #15
                              Unfortunately i'm not allowed to make religious or racial jokes.. So i'm limited on material.

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