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    Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

    If it has an engine or heartbeat it's going to cost you.

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    Does that come with a touch screen!

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    • #3
      I also heard that Apple were considering an Ipod touch designed for children. The 'itouch kids' never took off for some unknown reason..
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Tux View Post
        I also heard that Apple were considering an Ipod touch designed for children. The 'itouch kids' never took off for some unknown reason..
        Maybe because Michael Jackon died?
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        • #5
          Originally posted by maca View Post
          Maybe because Michael Jackon died?
          And this Saturday it will have been exactly a year since he died. And he still looks as good as he did in 2009!

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            really has it been that long? wow times goes fast!

            I want a new 4g

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Rocket36 View Post
              And this Saturday it will have been exactly a year since he died. And he still looks as good as he did in 2009!
              Ahh, another GOOD NEWS WEEK watcher... I am sure I heard Paul McDermott use that line this week!
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              • #8
                A friend of mine who is in the high up ranks of Nintendo Oz, had a lot of lost arguments when Nintendo first released that DS, he really didn't want "touching is good" to become a slogan for something that lots of kids were going to use......they still went with though.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by goodfella View Post
                  Ahh, another GOOD NEWS WEEK watcher... I am sure I heard Paul McDermott use that line this week!
                  Lol even if it wasn't on GNW, it's true. He's got more plastic on him than a Daewoo Matiz.
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