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  • Got a new Chisel today

    When you think wood, think Trojan!


    If it has an engine or heartbeat it's going to cost you.

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    For when you really want to **** something.

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    • #3
      ...

      what am i missing?


      i like volkswagens
      My blog: http://garagefiftythree.blogspot.com.au/

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      • #4
        hahahha,

        its all very fallic isnt it.

        Jarred, trojan is a type of condom. ie got wood...need a trojan.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Kiel_GTI View Post
          hahahha,

          its all very fallic isnt it.

          Jarred, trojan is a type of condom. ie got wood...need a trojan.
          Not to mention the provocative position the hand is in.
          2002 Volkswagen Bora V5 - 2007 Mazda 3 GT - 1998 Ford Contour Sport - 2010 Volkswagen Jetta 2.0T - 2013 Volkswagen Passat 130TDI - 2015 Ford Escape 1.5 - 2016 Subaru WRX - 2018 Volkswagen Golf R Wolfsburg Wagon

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          • #6
            Originally posted by maca View Post
            Not to mention the provocative position the hand is in.
            Glad I'm not the only one who thut that about the hand

            If it has an engine or heartbeat it's going to cost you.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by The_Hawk View Post
              Glad I'm not the only one who thut that about the hand
              Nothing better than a good wank.

              APR Tuned | KW Suspension | INA Engineering | Mocal Oil Control |
              Website: http://www.tprengineering.com
              Email: chris@tprengineering.com

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Preen59 View Post
                Nothing better than a good wank.
                May have been the first thing I noticed?
                2002 Volkswagen Bora V5 - 2007 Mazda 3 GT - 1998 Ford Contour Sport - 2010 Volkswagen Jetta 2.0T - 2013 Volkswagen Passat 130TDI - 2015 Ford Escape 1.5 - 2016 Subaru WRX - 2018 Volkswagen Golf R Wolfsburg Wagon

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Preen59 View Post
                  Nothing better than a good wank.
                  God damn it Preeny, you always speak the truth.
                  2002 Volkswagen Bora V5 - 2007 Mazda 3 GT - 1998 Ford Contour Sport - 2010 Volkswagen Jetta 2.0T - 2013 Volkswagen Passat 130TDI - 2015 Ford Escape 1.5 - 2016 Subaru WRX - 2018 Volkswagen Golf R Wolfsburg Wagon

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by maca View Post
                    God damn it Preeny, you always speak the truth.
                    No point sugar coating it. If you want it done properly, do it yourself!

                    APR Tuned | KW Suspension | INA Engineering | Mocal Oil Control |
                    Website: http://www.tprengineering.com
                    Email: chris@tprengineering.com

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                    • #11
                      gets tiring when you have to use 2 hands though :/
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by sortofbigbj View Post
                        gets tiring when you have to use 2 hands though :/
                        What ever you're into dude. I was talking about giving myself the old low 5. Not 2 other blokes! hahahaha.

                        APR Tuned | KW Suspension | INA Engineering | Mocal Oil Control |
                        Website: http://www.tprengineering.com
                        Email: chris@tprengineering.com

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                        • #13
                          I'm pretty sure Aaron (Hawk) needs to set up an "Adults Only" Humour section.
                          2002 Volkswagen Bora V5 - 2007 Mazda 3 GT - 1998 Ford Contour Sport - 2010 Volkswagen Jetta 2.0T - 2013 Volkswagen Passat 130TDI - 2015 Ford Escape 1.5 - 2016 Subaru WRX - 2018 Volkswagen Golf R Wolfsburg Wagon

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by maca View Post
                            I'm pretty sure Aaron (Hawk) needs to set up an "Adults Only" Humour section.
                            Stop being a soft cock.

                            APR Tuned | KW Suspension | INA Engineering | Mocal Oil Control |
                            Website: http://www.tprengineering.com
                            Email: chris@tprengineering.com

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Preen59 View Post
                              Stop being a soft cock.
                              I'll give you a soft cock in a second.


                              Wait.. Wut?
                              2002 Volkswagen Bora V5 - 2007 Mazda 3 GT - 1998 Ford Contour Sport - 2010 Volkswagen Jetta 2.0T - 2013 Volkswagen Passat 130TDI - 2015 Ford Escape 1.5 - 2016 Subaru WRX - 2018 Volkswagen Golf R Wolfsburg Wagon

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