Above Forum Ad

Collapse

Announcement

Collapse
1 of 2 < >

Email Notifications Failing (mostly Telstra)

Hello everyone. Seems there is an issue with Telstra (possible others) blocking email from our server. If you are trying to sign up I would suggest a different email if possible. If you're trying to reset your password and it fails please use the Contact Us page:
2 of 2 < >

Welcome to the new look VWWatercooled

After much work and little sleep there is a new version of the forums running on more powerful and recent hardware as well as an upgraded software platform.

Things are mostly the same, but some things are a little different. We will be learning together, so please post questions (and answers if you've worked things out) in the help thread.

The new forum software is an upgraded version of what came before, it's mostly the same but also a little different. Hopefully easier to use and more stable than before. We are learning together here, so please be patient. If you have questions, please post them here. If you have worked something out and can provide an answer,
See more
See less

I lol'd for a bit V2.0

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #91
    Conan the Barbarian: The Musical

    [YOUTUBE]OBGOQ7SsJrw[/YOUTUBE]

    enjoy.
    The Fräulein: Black .:R36 Wagon...all boxes ticked!!
    The German Mistress: 2001 Black B5 A4 1.8T

    Comment


    • #92
      Oh that's gold!
      Mk. 4 GTI Golf
      Bailey DV30 Diverter Valve
      Custom Stainless steel 2.5" Downpipe
      Dieselgeek Sigma 5 Short Shifter

      Comment


      • #93
        The case for NAPLAN

        Genuine answers from 16 year olds:


        Q. Name the four seasons
        A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

        Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
        A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

        Q. How is dew formed
        A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

        Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
        A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

        Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
        A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

        Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
        A. Very important. S e x can only happen when a male gets an election

        Q. What are steroids
        A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now, there is little hope)

        Q. What happens to your body as you age
        A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

        Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
        A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)

        Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
        A. Premature death

        Q. What is artificial insemination
        A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

        Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
        A. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)

        Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
        A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.
        The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal
        cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U (Oh dear...)

        Q. What is the fibula?
        A. A small lie

        Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
        A. Nearby (Oh so varicose - penne all'arriabata, anyone? YouTube - Eddie Izzard- Death Star Canteen)

        Q. What is the most common form of birth control
        A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium (That would work)

        Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
        A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

        Q. What is a seizure?
        A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)

        Q. What is a terminal illness
        A. When you are sick at the airport (Irrefutable, especially if you have the chicken on long-haul)

        Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
        A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas

        Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning
        A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face (Mmmm, soft like a lady)

        Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
        A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight

        Q. What is a turbine?
        A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
        sigpic

        καλλίπυγος

        Comment


        • #94
          think "idiocracy".....

          Comment


          • #95



            Last edited by Whubbsie; 05-07-2010, 01:05 PM.
            Originally posted by Preen59
            It doesn't matter what car you drive.. If you're a complete wanker.. People still won't want to talk to you..

            Comment


            • #96
              Originally posted by whubbsie View Post
              Gold Gold Gold!!!!
              Mk IV Golf GTI - BMP - GIAC chip, R32 wheels, KW coilovers, rear swaybar.
              Originally Posted by JoeVR
              I've never been a big fan of rotors, or really Japanese cars in general, so my choice would have to be..... an RX-8.

              Comment


              • #97
                This is what WE do to naughty boys!

                APR Tuned | KW Suspension | INA Engineering | Mocal Oil Control |
                Website: http://www.tprengineering.com
                Email: chris@tprengineering.com

                Comment


                • #98
                  those questions and answers were hilarious, ahahhaahahha
                  Mrk Detailing, premium automotive detailing. Paint correction/protection specialist. PM me

                  Comment


                  • #99
                    Originally posted by Preen59
                    It doesn't matter what car you drive.. If you're a complete wanker.. People still won't want to talk to you..

                    Comment


                    • Originally posted by Whubbsie View Post
                      Love it, dude. Hahaha.

                      APR Tuned | KW Suspension | INA Engineering | Mocal Oil Control |
                      Website: http://www.tprengineering.com
                      Email: chris@tprengineering.com

                      Comment


                      • I dunno about you guys, but I crack up when I see this guy on his videos..... Rednecks are a pissa

                        sigpic
                        Originally posted by Kai
                        And then dont forget the most important mod for gays.
                        Blow off valve - 300

                        Comment


                        • Hahaha. That's pretty funny.

                          Must be up close to Canada by the accent.

                          APR Tuned | KW Suspension | INA Engineering | Mocal Oil Control |
                          Website: http://www.tprengineering.com
                          Email: chris@tprengineering.com

                          Comment


                          • One for the missus

                            Originally posted by Preen59
                            It doesn't matter what car you drive.. If you're a complete wanker.. People still won't want to talk to you..

                            Comment


                            • Haha. Seen it before but definitely worth another watch!!

                              APR Tuned | KW Suspension | INA Engineering | Mocal Oil Control |
                              Website: http://www.tprengineering.com
                              Email: chris@tprengineering.com

                              Comment


                              • YouTube - Hitler reacts to Chev badges on Commodores



                                funny video.... laughed and cried
                                sigpic....low enough me thinks

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X