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  • #46
    Originally posted by Lorenz View Post
    Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at an Irish border checkpoint.

    Paddy, the officer on duty, stops them and tells them, "It is illegal to carry 5 people in a Quattro... Quattro means four"

    "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman retorts disbelievingly.

    "Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons. Five seats, five seat belts, five people "

    "You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."

    The Englishman replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

    "Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
    That throws me in the wind about a few cars... The Fiat 500 and Chrysler 300M/C just to name a few. Not to mention every single model of the BMW range.
    2002 Volkswagen Bora V5 - 2007 Mazda 3 GT - 1998 Ford Contour Sport - 2010 Volkswagen Jetta 2.0T - 2013 Volkswagen Passat 130TDI - 2015 Ford Escape 1.5 - 2016 Subaru WRX - 2018 Volkswagen Golf R Wolfsburg Wagon

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    • #47
      Fiesta Trio
      Nissan DUALis
      Skoda OCTavia
      Honda Quintet
      Maserati Quattroporte
      Chrysler Centura
      Which reminds me when Chrysler bought the Rootes Group (UK), they answered the phone with "Good Morning, Chrysler Rootes Australia"

      I need to get out more!

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      • #48
        anyone wonder what happened to that NASA satellite?.....
        see: NASA satellite falls on car. [VIDEO]
        Polo TSI 5-door manual - Relfex Silver + weathershields (plus some inside stuff)

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        • #49
          I'm not sure if this has been posted before up here or if it's the right place to post it but i sure found it funny

          VWVortex.com - Best sounding exhaust

          Have a read for yourselves
          Last edited by steve2234; 17-01-2012, 06:24 PM.

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          • #50
            D.I.Y. engine removal (Fred in the shed method)
            (not the mintiest Golf I've ever seen)

            Biertijd.com // Media » Jagersma Grootegast Motor Demontage - VW Golf Engine Removal
            2007 Golf GT | DSG | TR | roof | iPod rubbish | R line fog grilles | R satin mirror caps | R pedals | R console trim | colour coded GTI valences | R32 Ormanyts

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            • #51
              Originally posted by steve2234 View Post
              I'm not sure if this has been posted before up here or if it's the right place to post it but i sure found it funny

              VWVortex.com - Best sounding exhaust

              Have a read for yourselves
              I just had the whole department watch me for 5 minutes without me realising, uncontrollable laughter. This is the best thing ever!!!

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Bflat View Post
                I just had the whole department watch me for 5 minutes without me realising, uncontrollable laughter. This is the best thing ever!!!
                currently p*ssing myself laughing!


                i like volkswagens
                My blog: http://garagefiftythree.blogspot.com.au/

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                • #53
                  That is awesome!!! So many lols in that thread.... And the OP can't believe he didn't get that
                  2014 Golf GTI PP - Pure White

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