Humour section

[maca]

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at an Irish border checkpoint.

Paddy, the officer on duty, stops them and tells them, "It is illegal to carry 5 people in a Quattro... Quattro means four"

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman retorts disbelievingly.

"Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons. Five seats, five seat belts, five people "

"You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."

The Englishman replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

That throws me in the wind about a few cars... The Fiat 500 and Chrysler 300M/C just to name a few. Not to mention every single model of the BMW range.

[brimway]

Fiesta Trio
Nissan DUALis
Skoda OCTavia
Honda Quintet
Maserati Quattroporte
Chrysler Centura
Which reminds me when Chrysler bought the Rootes Group (UK), they answered the phone with "Good Morning, Chrysler Rootes Australia"

I need to get out more!

[Baska]

anyone wonder what happened to that NASA satellite?.....
see: NASA satellite falls on car. [VIDEO]

[steve2234]

I'm not sure if this has been posted before up here or if it's the right place to post it but i sure found it funny

VWVortex.com - Best sounding exhaust

Have a read for yourselves

[BarneyBoy]

D.I.Y. engine removal (Fred in the shed method)
(not the mintiest Golf I've ever seen)

Biertijd.com // Media » Jagersma Grootegast Motor Demontage - VW Golf Engine Removal

[Bflat]

I'm not sure if this has been posted before up here or if it's the right place to post it but i sure found it funny

VWVortex.com - Best sounding exhaust

Have a read for yourselves

I just had the whole department watch me for 5 minutes without me realising, uncontrollable laughter. This is the best thing ever!!!

[Jarred]

I just had the whole department watch me for 5 minutes without me realising, uncontrollable laughter. This is the best thing ever!!!

currently p*ssing myself laughing!

[Cookie28]

That is awesome!!! So many lols in that thread.... And the OP can't believe he didn't get that