A great quote I heard recently...

[Martin]

and all the terrible Skoda jokes that were going around

I forgot about them! LOL

What about this one

Guy walks into a service station and asks "can I have a petrol cap for a Skoda"
Service attendant says "that sounds like a reasonable trade"

[Martin]

Lotus - Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious.

I like it!

[ParaBul]

When someone was asked about a VWs reliability and costs of ownership. Classic!

"VW and Audi are a lot like a really hot girlfriend...looks great, amazing in bed, but every once in awhile you gotta throw some money down on the table so she sticks around."

Just thought I'd share

I do enjoy driving my Golf, but to me, this is about my BMW.

I sometimes wonder why I keep it, but then I take it out - and there is no more question.