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  • A great quote I heard recently...

    When someone was asked about a VWs reliability and costs of ownership. Classic!

    "VW and Audi are a lot like a really hot girlfriend...looks great, amazing in bed, but every once in awhile you gotta throw some money down on the table so she sticks around."

    Just thought I'd share
    2013 Polo Comfortline 77TSI, Comfort Pack, Pioneer AVIC-F9310BT, Tint, Candy White
    1992 Toyota Soarer TT-TL , JZZ30, 1JZ-GTE, Auto, Pearl White, JDM CD/MD, HIDs 42000kms

  • #2
    It's funny cos it's true - probably true of most performance cars that are actually used enthusiastically - nothing comes for free
    2012.1 Skoda Octavia VRS DSG Wagon - Carbonio cold air intake and pipe - HPA Motorsports BBK 355mm rotors 6 pot calipers
    APR Stage II ECU - APR 3" exhaust down pipe & high flow catalyst
    APR/HP Roll bars - Eibach springs and Bilstien shocks
    Supaloy lower control arms - Enkei 18*8 Wheels

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    • #3
      So true.

      I must be a sucker for punishment, becauce I keep buying them.
      '07 Transporter 1.9 TDI
      '01 Beetle 2.0

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      • #4
        I don't think an entry level Polo or Golf are high performance or even exotic.

        They're meant to be the european equivalent of a Yaris and Corolla. And you don't need to spend any money on those two vehicles...much more reliable. Not as nice though.

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        • #5
          haha, like the quote
          Polo 9n3 GTI

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          • #6
            A great quote I heard recently...

            My dad is a ford bloke and he likes to tell me that 'Hitler invented 3 bombs. The v1 the v2 and the vw' but for some reason he still always wants to take mine for a drive.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Umai Naa!! View Post
              So true.

              I must be a sucker for punishment, becauce I keep buying them.
              How much do really hot girlfriends go for these days & how often do you buy another one??

              Current: MY18 TRANSPORTER CrewVan, Indium Grey
              Previous: MY10 Tiguan 2.0TSI, Silver Leaf, APR StgII tune + many mod's

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              • #8


                lol.


                Roflcoptered at "'Hitler invented 3 bombs. The v1 the v2 and the vw' but for some reason he still always wants to take mine for a drive." I'm so using that.

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                • #9
                  Insert check engine light here
                  Bora gone
                  Vento VR6
                  MKIV GSW TDI
                  7P Touareg TDI

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by anthony--t View Post
                    'Hitler invented 3 bombs. The v1 the v2 and the vw'
                    Funny

                    Time to break out the car name definitions:

                    Ford = Fix Or Repair Daily
                    Fiat = Fix It Again Tony (came about after a huge recall in the USA)
                    Toyota = Toy motor
                    Mazda = Many A Zombi Drives A Mazda
                    Skoda = Some Kool Ozzies Drive A Skoda
                    2012.1 Skoda Octavia VRS DSG Wagon - Carbonio cold air intake and pipe - HPA Motorsports BBK 355mm rotors 6 pot calipers
                    APR Stage II ECU - APR 3" exhaust down pipe & high flow catalyst
                    APR/HP Roll bars - Eibach springs and Bilstien shocks
                    Supaloy lower control arms - Enkei 18*8 Wheels

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                    • #11
                      Always Looking For Another.
                      '07 Transporter 1.9 TDI
                      '01 Beetle 2.0

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                      • #12
                        Just Empty Every Pocket.





                        Last edited by Tom87; 17-01-2013, 02:17 PM.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Martin View Post
                          Funny

                          Time to break out the car name definitions:

                          Ford = Fix Or Repair Daily
                          Fiat = Fix It Again Tony (came about after a huge recall in the USA)
                          Toyota = Toy motor
                          Mazda = Many A Zombi Drives A Mazda
                          Skoda = Some Kool Ozzies Drive A Skoda
                          Those last two were lamesauce!
                          2002 Volkswagen Bora V5 - 2007 Mazda 3 GT - 1998 Ford Contour Sport - 2010 Volkswagen Jetta 2.0T - 2013 Volkswagen Passat 130TDI - 2015 Ford Escape 1.5 - 2016 Subaru WRX - 2018 Volkswagen Golf R Wolfsburg Wagon

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                          • #14
                            That last Skoda one got me thinking what a bad reputation they used to have in the UK, and all the terrible Skoda jokes that were going around, like
                            What do you call a Skoda with a sunroof? A skip.

                            What do you call a Skoda with a sunroof and twin exhaust? Wheelbarrow.

                            Why do Skodas have heated rear windows? To keep your hands warm while you're pushing it.

                            My uncle is a Ford nut, he cracked me up a while ago, few of us were sitting around a table when he got up and announced he was 'off to reverse park a Commodore'.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Martin View Post
                              Funny

                              Time to break out the car name definitions:

                              Ford = Fix Or Repair Daily
                              Fiat = Fix It Again Tony (came about after a huge recall in the USA)
                              Toyota = Toy motor
                              Mazda = Many A Zombi Drives A Mazda
                              Skoda = Some Kool Ozzies Drive A Skoda
                              Lotus - Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious.

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