Going to Johannesburg this week

[GTiPilot]

Hi everyone,

as the title says, I'm off to Johannesburg this week to pick up a plane and fly it back here. Just wondering if theres any cool bits available over there that I can buy and bring back with me that aren't readily available here or too costly here?

Cheers,

Scott

[h100vw]

How big is this plane, not a Bandit or Beech 1900 is it? Just guessing like

Gavin

[GTiPilot]

Hahaha I wish! BN-2 Islander, all over water

[BlackSuperb]

Hahaha I wish! BN-2 Islander, all over water

BN-2? Constant speed variable noise. Ahhh, the memories.....

There was an excellent paper on the Islander I read many years ago that they basically get airbourne just from the vibration alone. A funny read.

[GTiPilot]

Hahaha, true that! It will definitely be an interesting (noisy) trip

[BlackSuperb]

Found it...


Britten-Norman BN2 XL

By a well-known ‘Flight magazine’.

Undaunted by technical realities, the design team at Pilatus Britten - Norman has announced plans for the BN2-XL, promising more noise, reduced payload, a lower cruise speed, and increased pilot workload.

We spoke to Mr. Fred Gribble, former British Rail boilermaker, and now Chief Project Engineer. Fred was responsible for developing many original and creative design flaws in the service of his former employer, and will be incorporating these in the new BN2-XL technology under a licensing agreement. Fred reassured BN-2 pilots, however, that all fundamental design flaws of the original model had been retained. Further good news is that the XL version is available as a retrofit.

Among the new measures is that of locking the ailerons in the central position, following airborne and simulator tests which showed that whilst pilots of average strength were able to achieve up to 30 degrees of control wheel deflection, this produced no appreciable variation in the net flight of the aircraft. Thus the removal of costly and unnecessary linkages has been possible, and the rudder has been nominated as the primary directional control. In keeping with this new philosophy, but to retain commonality for crews’ transitioning to the XL, additional resistance to foot pressure has been built in to the rudder pedals to prevent over-controlling in gusty conditions (defined as those in which wind velocity exceeds 3 knots).

An outstanding feature of Islander technology has always been the adaptation of the O-540 engine which, when mounted in any other aircraft in the free world (except the Trislander) is known for its low vibration levels. The Islander adaptations cause it to shake and batter the airframe, gradually crystallise the main spar, desynchronise the accompanying engine, and simulate the sound of fifty skeletons fornicating in an aluminium dustbin. PBN will not disclose the technology they applied in preserving this effect in the XL but Mr. Gribble assures us it will be perpetrated in later models and sees it as a strong selling point. "After all, the Concorde makes a lot of noise" he said, "and look how fast that goes."

However design documents clandestinely recovered from the PBN shredder have solved a question that has puzzled aerodynamicists and pilots for many years, disclosing that it is actually noise which causes the BN2 to fly. The vibration set up by the engines, and amplified by the airframe, in turn causes the air molecules above the wing to oscillate at atomic frequency, reducing their density and creating lift. This can be demonstrated by sudden closure of the throttles, which causes the aircraft to fall from the sky. As a result, lift is proportional to noise, rather than speed, explaining amongst other things the aircraft's remarkable takeoff performance.

In the driver's cab (as Gribble describes it) ergonomic measures will ensure that long-term PBN pilots' deafness does not cause in-flight dozing. Orthopaedic surgeons have designed a cockpit layout and seat to maximise backache, en-route insomnia, chronic irritability, and terminal (post-flight) lethargy. Redesigned "bullworker" elastic aileron cables, now disconnected from the control surfaces, increase pilot workload and fitness. Special noise retention cabin lining is an innovation on the XL, and it is hoped in later models to develop cabin noise to a level which will enable pilots to relate ear-pain directly to engine power, eliminating the need for engine instruments altogether.

We were offered an opportunity to fly the XL at Britten-Norman's development facility, adjacent to the British Rail tearooms at Little Chortling. (The flight was originally to have been conducted at the Pilatus plant but aircraft of BN design are now prohibited from operating in Swiss airspace during avalanche season). For our mission profile, the XL was loaded with coal for a standard 100 N.M. trip with British Rail reserves, carrying one pilot and nine passengers to maximise discomfort. Passenger loading is unchanged, the normal under-wing protrusions inflicting serious lacerations on 71% of boarding passengers, and there was the usual confusion in selecting a door appropriate to the allocated seat. The facility for the clothing of embarking passengers to remove oil slicks from engine cowls during loading has been thoughtfully retained.

Start-up is standard, and taxiing, as in the BN2 is accomplished by brute force. Takeoff calculations called for a 250-decibel power setting, and the rotation force for the (neutral) C of G was calculated at 180 ft/lbs. of backpressure.

Initial warning of an engine failure during takeoff is provided by a reduction in vibration of the flight instrument panel. Complete seizure of one engine is indicated by the momentary illusion that the engines have suddenly and inexplicably become synchronised. Otherwise, identification of the failed engine is achieved by comparing the vibration levels of the windows on either side of the cabin. (Relative passenger pallor has been found to be an unreliable guide on many BN2 routes because of ethnic consideration).

Shortly after takeoff the XL's chief test pilot, Capt. Mike "Muscles" Mulligan demonstrated the extent to which modern aeronautical design has left the BN2 untouched; he simulated pilot incapacitation by slumping forward onto the control column, simultaneously applying full right rudder and bleeding from the ears. The XL, like its predecessor, demonstrated total control rigidity and continued undisturbed. Power was then reduced to 249 decibels for cruise, and we carried out some comparisons of actual flight performance with graph predictions. At 5000 ft and ISA, we achieved a vibration amplitude of 500 CPS and 240 decibels, for a fuel flow of 210 lb/hr, making the BN2-XL the most efficient converter of fuel to noise after the Titan rocket.

Exploring the Constant noise/Variable noise concepts, we found that in a VNE dive, vibration reached its design maximum at 1000 CPS, at which point the limiting factor is the emulsification of human tissue. The catatonic condition of long-term BN2 pilots is attributed to this syndrome, which commences in the cerebral cortex and spreads outwards. We asked Capt. Mulligan what he considered the outstanding features of the XL. He cupped his hand behind his ear and shouted "Whazzat?"

We returned to Britten-Norman convinced that the XL model retains the marque's most memorable features, whilst showing some significant and worthwhile regressions.
PBN are not, however, resting on their laurels. Plans are already advanced for the Trislander XL and noise tunnel testing has commenced. The basis of preliminary design and performance specifications is that lift increases as the square of the noise, and as the principle of acoustic lift is further developed, a later five-engined vertical take-off model is also a possibility."

[BlackSuperb]

Which was you going? I did mostly Pacific ferrys but did do one BE55 in the mid 80's Zimbabwe, Dar Es Salaam, Male, Medan, Bali, DRW, SYD.

Had an interesting encounter with a US Navy F14 off a carrier somewhere west of Male that came up close and had a look at me. Scared the crap out of me.

[anthony]

Have a good time in South Africa,you are going to see litreally millions of Golfs,Polos,and Jettas...

[VWindahouse]

Are there any actual performance shops in Jberg? I will be there in 4 weeks and my fiance tells me everything is pretty cheap

[Sharkie]

For styling bits go to an Autostyle outlet. Lots of VW cosmetic bits : Autostyle sells wheels, tyres and mags nationwide!

For the best and quickest details on actual performance bits, pick up the local CAR magazine at Jhb airport. It has about 30 pages of classified adds (not small adds either) at the back with contact details and locations of tuners etc. Their car tests I have also regarded as far superior to the local Wheels and Motor's tests, but haven't seen 1 for years now, so things may have changed.

The VAG scene is big in South Africa and all kinds of bits are plentiful ..... BTW, 9N3 Polos are still built there, with a slightly modernised face, so parts for ours will be available for a long time ..... The 9N3 based Polo Vivo replaced the MK1 Golf after 30years in production .... Polo Vivo Hatch < Models < Volkswagen South Africa

Next year, when I go over I may bring back an entire new nose .....

[VWindahouse]

Brilliant, thanks Johan!

[GTiPilot]

Thanks for the article, great read! So true. Going JB, Pemba, Seychelles, Maldives, Colombo, KL, Bali, Darwin, Cairns.

Thanks for the link, yeah I thought there was a big presence in SA and could bring something back. We'll see

Cheers,

Scott

[kaanage]

BTW, 9N3 Polos are still built there, with a slightly modernised face, so parts for ours will be available for a long time ..... The 9N3 based Polo Vivo replaced the MK1 Golf after 30years in production .... Polo Vivo Hatch < Models < Volkswagen South Africa

Next year, when I go over I may bring back an entire new nose .....

The 6R guys won't agree but I think it's a nicer looking car than what we get now
The GT model looks particularly clean.

[dood9n3]

Hey

Let me know if I can help with anything while you are here

The VW Club are having a dyno day at a private airfield just outside Johannesburg this Saturday if you're keen. Its is very near to the international airport

The Volkswagen Club of South Africa - View topic - VWCSA Dyno Day - 25th August