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| Betsy You’re using the iPad holder! |
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| Dave Yep, something to keep the sprog amused. |
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| So why are you looking in the centre ash tray? | |
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| What USB port? | |
| Faaaarrrk! |
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Email Notifications Failing (mostly Telstra)
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Welcome to the new look VWWatercooled
After much work and little sleep there is a new version of the forums running on more powerful and recent hardware as well as an upgraded software platform.
Things are mostly the same, but some things are a little different. We will be learning together, so please post questions (and answers if you've worked things out) in the help thread.
Things are mostly the same, but some things are a little different. We will be learning together, so please post questions (and answers if you've worked things out) in the help thread.
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Dave
Gee your tyres are noisy lately.Betsy
What was that? I can't hear you over the tyres.
They've gotten really noisy since the odo hit 3000 kilometres.Comment
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Betsy
What did the Doctor say?Dave
He said it was your bearing.I’m not overbearing! Your wheel bearing. It’s not the tyres making the noise, it’s your front passenger side wheel bearing. What? I can’t hear you over my wheel bearing noise. Comment
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Betsy
Listen to that!Dave
Listen to what?Exactly! And your passenger side windscreen washer now works properly as well! I'll miss being able to wet the front of the car behind me. Comment
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Betsy
Your mind has been in the gutter lately, hasn't it?Dave
What makes you say that?
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Betsy
Let’s go for a drive!Dave
I have to wait for the washing to finish, only 10 minutes.Hurry up! Get the key. It’s in my other jeans. Well, put them on. They’re in the wash. Faaarrrk! Faaarrrk! Comment
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Dave
Hey Betsy!Betsy
What?That almost makes up for the key fiasco. Almost? I can't see a voucher for a wheel alignment. Comment
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Betsy
I'm depressedDave
Why?Look! She’s sexier than I am.
I can’t see it. You’re the same, just different colours. I’ve got cellulite and she hasn’t. What do you mean? Look at her rear. Where’s her exhaust? Come on! All models today are photoshopped. Comment
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Betsy What colour am I when I'm dirty? Dave You're Lava Blue. It says so on the tin. Nup! I'm purple! Yeah right. Go on. Argue.
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Dave You make me giggle. Betsy You're easily amused. Why is that? http://www.museassisted.com.au/Pardon.mp4 Comment
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Betsy
Why do you do that?Dave
Do what?Fiddle with the sunroof opener like that. I’m trying to open the sunroof, but just at the trailing edge.Close the roof fully. OK. Can you feel the ridge at the rear of the sunroof button? The little raised bit?Yes. Just press that directly up, toward the sky. Oh. And to close it, press the front of the button the same way, or just close it like you always do. Smartypants. Comment
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Betsy
Well?
Dave
Well what? *coughs* and opens driver's door Notice Something? The floor mat needs a shakeout? *cough* *text message arrives on phone* Oh! Happy Build Day! How the hell did you send a text message to my phone? Well? What did you get me? How's about a belt up the old road? Meet me in the tub first, and bring your big chamois. Last edited by blueSup; 16-06-2017, 06:25 PM.Comment
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Betsy BONG!
You're a snowflake!Dave What are you on about? Oh har har. Comment
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I see you've successfully enabled high beam assist �� How good are free functions!??
(Not counting the ridiculously expensive cable and the windows laptop I had to buy because it's not great on Mac that is...)Comment
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