Superb conversations

[blueSup]

Betsy You’re using the iPad holder!
	Dave Yep, something to keep the sprog amused.
So why are you looking in the centre ash tray?
	For the USB port to power the iPad.
What USB port?
	Faaaarrrk!

[blueSup]

	Dave Gee your tyres are noisy lately.
Betsy What was that? I can't hear you over the tyres. They've gotten really noisy since the odo hit 3000 kilometres.

[blueSup]

Betsy What did the Doctor say?
	Dave He said it was your bearing.
I’m not overbearing!
	Your wheel bearing. It’s not the tyres making the noise, it’s your front passenger side wheel bearing.
What? I can’t hear you over my wheel bearing noise.

[blueSup]

Betsy Listen to that!
	Dave Listen to what?
Exactly!
	And your passenger side windscreen washer now works properly as well!
I'll miss being able to wet the front of the car behind me.

[blueSup]

Betsy Your mind has been in the gutter lately, hasn't it?
	Dave What makes you say that?

Faaaarrrk!

[blueSup]

Betsy Let’s go for a drive!
	Dave I have to wait for the washing to finish, only 10 minutes.
Hurry up! Get the key.
	It’s in my other jeans.
Well, put them on.
	They’re in the wash.
Faaarrrk!	Faaarrrk!

[blueSup]

	Dave Hey Betsy!
Betsy What?
That almost makes up for the key fiasco.
	Almost?
I can't see a voucher for a wheel alignment.

[blueSup]

Betsy I'm depressed
	Dave Why?
Look! She’s sexier than I am.
	I can’t see it. You’re the same, just different colours.
I’ve got cellulite and she hasn’t.
	What do you mean?
Look at her rear. Where’s her exhaust?
	Come on! All models today are photoshopped.

[blueSup]

Betsy
What colour am I when I'm dirty?
	Dave
	You're Lava Blue. It says so on the tin.
Nup! I'm purple!
	Yeah right.
Go on. Argue.

[blueSup]

	Dave
	You make me giggle.
Betsy
You're easily amused. Why is that?
	http://www.museassisted.com.au/Pardon.mp4

[blueSup]

Betsy Why do you do that?
	Dave Do what?
Fiddle with the sunroof opener like that.
	I’m trying to open the sunroof, but just at the trailing edge.
Close the roof fully.
	OK.
Can you feel the ridge at the rear of the sunroof button?
	The little raised bit?
Yes. Just press that directly up, toward the sky.
	Oh.
And to close it, press the front of the button the same way, or just close it like you always do.
	Smartypants.

[blueSup]

Betsy
Well?
	Dave
	Well what?
*coughs* and opens driver's door
Notice Something?
	The floor mat needs a shakeout?
*cough*
	*text message arrives on phone*
	Oh! Happy Build Day!
	How the hell did you send a text message to my phone?
Well? What did you get me?
	How's about a belt up the old road?
Meet me in the tub first, and bring your big chamois.

[blueSup]

Betsy
BONG! You're a snowflake!
	Dave
	What are you on about?
	Oh har har.

[Enobar]

I see you've successfully enabled high beam assist �� How good are free functions!??

(Not counting the ridiculously expensive cable and the windows laptop I had to buy because it's not great on Mac that is...)