Prime Minister Julia goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and she asks him his name. " Stanley ," responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley ?" "I have 4 questions: Why did you bring in a carbon tax when Australians didn’t vote for it Second, why are you Prime minister when the Liberal Party got more votes? Third weren’t you a communist at university Fourth, why are you so worried about gay-marriage when you are obviously a lesbian? Just then, the bell rings for recess. Julia informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Julia says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that 's right: question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. Julia points him out and asks him his name. "Steve," he responds. "And what is your question, Steve?" Actually, I have 6 questions. Why did you bring in a carbon tax when Australians didn’t vote for it Why are you Prime minister when Tony Abbott got more votes? Third, weren’t you a communist at university Fourth, why are you so worried about gay-marriage when you are obviously a lesbian? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the f*ck happened to Stanley?" |
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