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    Prime Minister Julia goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After her talk she offers question time.

    One little boy puts up his hand and she asks him his name.

    " Stanley ," responds the little boy.

    "And what is your question, Stanley ?"

    "I have 4 questions:
    Why did you bring in a carbon tax when Australians didn’t vote for it
    Second, why are you Prime minister when the Liberal Party got more votes?
    Third weren’t you a communist at university
    Fourth, why are you so worried about gay-marriage when you are obviously a lesbian?

    Just then, the bell rings for recess. Julia informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

    When they resume Julia says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that 's right: question time. Who has a question?"

    Another little boy puts up his hand. Julia points him out and asks him his name.

    "Steve," he responds.

    "And what is your question, Steve?"

    Actually, I have 6 questions.
    Why did you bring in a carbon tax when Australians didn’t vote for it


    Why are you Prime minister when Tony Abbott got more votes?
    Third, weren’t you a communist at university
    Fourth, why are you so worried about gay-marriage when you are obviously a lesbian?
    Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
    And sixth, what the f*ck happened to Stanley?"



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