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A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.
"Son, where were you today?"
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Son says " School, Dad ".
The robot slaps the son.
" Ok, i watched a dvd at my mates house! "
" What dvd ?"
"Toy Story"
The robot slaps the son again
"Ok ok , it was a porn " cries the son.
"What! When i was your age i didn't know what porn was" says the father.
The robot slaps the dad
Maum laughs "Ha ha ha , He's certainly your son "
The robot slaps the mum.
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I remeber reading a story a while back where hubby, who happened to be financially savvy, owned a very special love-of-his-life Lotus, but registered it in wife's name for tax reasons.
He decided to cheat on wife.
In response, she ebayed it for "buy it now" of $100, with the only catch being you had to collect it before 5pm!2007 Audi RS4 with: APR ECU Upgrade; JHM Quick Shifter; Milltek Catback and Downpipes; KW V3 Coilovers; Argon Creative Carbon Fibre Splitters
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