Anti Joke - Funny Anti Jokes
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
Whats green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
Whats green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Comment