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2002 Volkswagen Bora V5 - 2007 Mazda 3 GT - 1998 Ford Contour Sport - 2010 Volkswagen Jetta 2.0T - 2013 Volkswagen Passat 130TDI - 2015 Ford Escape 1.5 - 2016 Subaru WRX - 2018 Volkswagen Golf R Wolfsburg WagonComment
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actually almost laughed at some of those
Originally posted by maca View Post
dont know why, but i want one of these
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A new Safeway supermarket opened in Hudson , Florida . It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats.
In the liquor department, the smell of fresh tapped Miller Lite.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
MY13 Passat 130TDI Sedan. Autumn Brown Metalic, Desert Beige seats. Sat nav, Rev camera, Dynaudio, 12way adj seats. No ACC Previous Golf 118 TSI with ACC given to my sonComment
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Where would we be without internet humor?
Well actually i'd probably be trying to stop the room from spinning in bed right now. Hahaha.
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HAHAHA, I was in the same boat when I got home.Originally posted by Preen59 View Post
A mate tells me to put one foot on the floor, apparently it stops the room from spinning.2002 Volkswagen Bora V5 - 2007 Mazda 3 GT - 1998 Ford Contour Sport - 2010 Volkswagen Jetta 2.0T - 2013 Volkswagen Passat 130TDI - 2015 Ford Escape 1.5 - 2016 Subaru WRX - 2018 Volkswagen Golf R Wolfsburg WagonComment
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Some one screwed up....
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3 Winners.
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Hahaaa I was a bit messy that night. Yeah sometimes hanging a leg out helps.Originally posted by maca View Post
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Neither are that funny, but didn't know where to stick 'em.
One to take home to meet momma.
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Kwality! (a recall has been announced in the USA)
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Detachable steering wheel.... Formula 1 style!Originally posted by hooba View PostKwality! (a recall has been announced in the USA)
MK2 - *Insert list of dealer purchased extra's/standard features here*
80 series - The MK2's BIG, Sooty, polar opposite...
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A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.
Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect."
To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a huge **** like that." hahahahahahahahaComment
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