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  • Crocodile panic on plane

    (Hope this link works)

    Crocodile on plane kills 19 passengers | News.com.au
    MY13 Passat 130TDI Sedan. Autumn Brown Metalic, Desert Beige seats. Sat nav, Rev camera, Dynaudio, 12way adj seats. No ACC Previous Golf 118 TSI with ACC given to my son

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    • Clicky (listen to it)
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      • What the Fark!

        My Tiguan TSI APR Stg2 + RPF1's

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        • umm, and exactly did you search for that one?
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          • Originally posted by gareth_oau View Post
            umm, and exactly did you search for that one?
            Found it in the WTF thread on vortex lol.
            My Tiguan TSI APR Stg2 + RPF1's

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            • Sex ed in Asia needs some serious work.

              Anyone with me for getting team_v banned for posting that vid?
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              • LOL

                I looked at the preview thing it shows and just KNEW I wouldn't be pressing play...

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                • "What I tell you? Hot girl. Volkswagen Jetta. It's a law! Like water. Or dinosaurs." - Taco

                  Does anyone watch The League?
                  In the season finale one of the characters actually gets a job at a VW dealership because of his theory that most Jettas are driven by hot girls. Pretty funny show.

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                    • It's worth registering just for the read.

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                        • Melbourne Cup is upon us, here are a few pointers from uncle Chop.

                          NSFW language.

                          YouTube - Chopper's Tips for the Melbourne Cup


                          i like volkswagens
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                          • Lets Just Offend Everyone!

                            I've just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days' I told him 'I wish I had your f**king will power'

                            Top tip; if you’re camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex...Wish me luck; I appear in court next Monday.

                            I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today.. Apparently the instruction 'finish off on her face' didn't mean what I thought it did.'

                            A fat girl served me food in McDonalds at lunch time. She said, 'sorry about the wait.' I said, 'don't worry fatty, you’re bound to lose it eventually.'

                            Snow in the forecast! The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight, I thought to myself "fat chance" with a face like that!'

                            I have a new chat up line that works every time! It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them. Here's how it goes, 'Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'

                            Years ago it was suggested 'that an apple a day kept the doctor away.' But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best!



                            I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and “Mexicans” were not the correct answers.
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                            • Originally posted by ben View Post
                              ...i took my biology exam last friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "blacks" and “mexicans” were not the correct answers.
                              bahahh roflcopter


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