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  • Cops told me when the guy was in hospital he was flipping out at the nurses and had to be handcuffed etc.
    That was a good night, glad to recall it.

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    • Hahaha, Nice one Jace. Typical of someone on the 'roids, mate.

      Originally posted by Jarred View Post
      I'm not going to argue that with you. but finding it funny is a bit... wierd..., that was more my point.
      It's not like I cracked a chubby one watching it. I laughed because they got what they deserved. It was satisfying, not humoring.

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      • Sorta thing where you'd clench your teeth as you hit them and make a manly grunt haha.

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        • Originally posted by Jace View Post
          Sorta thing where you'd clench your teeth as you hit them and make a manly grunt haha.
          Yeah.. "I feel your pain.. But in a good way, bitch!" (Selects reverse..) haha.

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          • Originally posted by Jace View Post
            Cops told me when the guy was in hospital he was flipping out at the nurses and had to be handcuffed etc.
            That was a good night, glad to recall it.
            hahaha. that's gold!

            you should have brought him flowers and a little heart shaped balloon that says "itz not gud 2 b sik, get bedda hektikly, bro"

            Originally posted by Preen59 View Post
            Yeah.. "I feel your pain.. But in a good way, bitch!" (Selects reverse..) haha.
            i'd be pretty pissed off- i know the polo's a humble little car, but i love mine to death. if some **** did that, i'd be very inclined to stop, light up a smoke, and ash on the ****er whilst waiting for the cops to arrive....

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            • Originally posted by Buller_Scott View Post
              hahaha. that's gold!

              you should have brought him flowers and a little heart shaped balloon that says "itz not gud 2 b sik, get bedda hektikly, bro"



              i'd be pretty pissed off- i know the polo's a humble little car, but i love mine to death. if some **** did that, i'd be very inclined to stop, light up a smoke, and ash on the ****er whilst waiting for the cops to arrive....
              .... Polo?

              You drive a Polo?
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              • Originally posted by maca View Post
                .... Polo?

                You drive a Polo?
                ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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                • Originally posted by Buller_Scott View Post
                  ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
                  How things have changed...
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                  • Originally posted by maca View Post
                    How things have changed...
                    lol i've always driven a polo... well, after my vr6, that is...

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                    • Originally posted by Buller_Scott View Post
                      lol i've always driven a polo... well, after my vr6, that is...
                      I thought you were cool and drove a Golf..

                      Guess I was wrong
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                      • Originally posted by Jace View Post
                        He walked in front of the car, flipped me off and walked slower, expecting me to stop. Cops were on my side which was even better.
                        I have had people do that repeatedly in Richmond, although I think they were either crazy or on something, but everytime they deliberately cut in front of moving traffic, expected you to stop and abused you while you tried not to hit them. Victoria street I pretty much expect it, even more so if a tram has just dropped off people.

                        The one person I wished I had a nice big bull bar for was a guy in Fitzroy who was coming down the parking lane on a bike, I had to sit partly in it, so I could see oncoming traffic around the parked cars, saw him up the hill charging down, so reversed back into the side street to give him a little more room, but there was plenty already, nonetheless I was completely out of the lane and back in the street. The cyclist got there about 1min later, swerved over towards me, hit my bonnet with boths hands and yelled out something unintelligible, I was furious and if I had known he was going to do that, I would have moved forward slighlty so he fell off while hitting my car. If I had been someone onlooking I would have walked over and pushed him with both hands to see if he liked it. There are plenty of normal bike riders around, but that guy tops the list of A$$holes. It wasn't a bike lane either btw.

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                        • Anyways....


                          This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman...
                          She, of course, turns him down. Not willing, to give up, he pleads
                          with her... "C'mon lady, I'm a fun guy..."

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                          • Driving the coal. Low and rattly.

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                            • The Universal Combi-Bolt looks like a good idea IMO.
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                              • hahah preeny that's shocking, I love it!

                                A grasshopper walks into a bar, before he can say anything the bar tender says
                                "hey! we've got a drink named after you!.."
                                to which the grasshoppper replies
                                "What, Kevin??!"

                                A monkey slumps into a bar and orders a drink, he looks at the form guide and hits some pokies
                                The bar tender comes up to him and says
                                "You know my brother runs a circus, he could really use someone with your talents!"
                                The monkey replies
                                "what does he need a welder for??"

                                2 Termites walk into a bar.
                                The first one asks,
                                "Is the bar tender here?"


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