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Who's Your Daddy...??

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  • Who's Your Daddy...??

    The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child
    Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "Father's Details," or
    putting it another way.... "Who's your Daddy?" These are genuine
    excerpts
    from the forms. Be sure to check out #11, it takes 1st prize and #3 is
    runner up.


    1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was
    fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the
    father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same
    night.

    2... I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was

    being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
    provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party
    if
    this helps.

    3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
    conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a

    man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I
    fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send
    me
    his phone number? Thanks...

    4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives
    a
    BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
    Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if
    he's
    had it replaced.

    5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
    awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was
    ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.

    6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that
    to
    do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications
    for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the

    country.. Please advise.

    7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the
    same
    to me.

    8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with
    him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was
    also
    borned at the same time..... well, I don't have clue..

    9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
    World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

    10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember

    for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the
    evening.
    If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at

    8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized.

    11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all,

    like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you
    fart.
    "If can't get behind your troops, feel free to stand in front of them..."

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    Awesome. Pure awesome. I know some chicks like that...

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    • #3
      Hahahaha some dreadfully funny responses there..
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      • #4
        omfg thats funny , all work colleages agree (theres 3 of em,..........all women lol)
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