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    INNER PEACE

    I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and
    we all could probably use more calm in our lives!

    A doctor on a TV talk show this morning said that the way to achieve inner
    peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my
    house to see things that I'd started and hadn't finished.

    Before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot,
    a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of
    Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the
    Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fikin gud I fel.

    Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

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    Haha that took me a second, I was like wtf typo's...oooooooohhh.
    Mrk Detailing, premium automotive detailing. Paint correction/protection specialist. PM me

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    • #3
      wouldnt work in my house hold,.................oh wait never minde lmao
      " I wait I resolution derive pleasure this " latest spammer post

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      • #4
        HAhaha very nice!!
        2002 Volkswagen Bora V5 - 2007 Mazda 3 GT - 1998 Ford Contour Sport - 2010 Volkswagen Jetta 2.0T - 2013 Volkswagen Passat 130TDI - 2015 Ford Escape 1.5 - 2016 Subaru WRX - 2018 Volkswagen Golf R Wolfsburg Wagon

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        • #5
          Glad you like! I have a whole bunch of graduates at my disposal to furnish me with joyful emails. Unfortunately most of those email are NSFW, so can't really publish them here. I have told the grads that although they are NSFW, it doesn't count when they're sending them to me lol.

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