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    Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions,...


    I lol'd.


    i like volkswagens
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  • #2
    Hahahaha nerd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    • #3
      lmfao, i dare u to try that one on someone! ha
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      • #4
        Hahahahahaha. Woo.
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        • #5
          that's classic!!!

          as if thats a FML moment, that'd be hell funny!!
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          • #6
            I love FML....you can have a crap day, read 3 of them and realise it wasn't so crap afterall.

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            • #7
              lofl copter!

              Mighty Morphin Power Rangers"

              Go, go Power Rangers!
              Go, go Power Rangers!
              Go, go Power Rangers! Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!

              Go, go Power Rangers!
              Go, go Power Rangers!Go, go Power Rangers! Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!

              "Power Rangers Zeo"

              Stronger than before! (Go Zeo!)
              Powered up for more! (Go Zeo!)
              Rangers at the core! (Zeo!)
              Power Rangers!

              Zeeee-ooooo

              Higher they can soar! (Go Zeo!)
              Fired up for more! (Go Zeo!)
              Even out the score! (Zeo! Zeo!)

              Go, go Power Rangers!
              Go, go Power Rangers!
              Go, go Power Rangers!
              Zeo! Power Rangers!


              "Power Rangers Turbo"

              Shift into turbo! (Go....)

              Mighty engines roar!
              Turbo charged for more!
              Drive four on the floor!

              Go! Power Rangers Turbo, go!Power Rangers Turbo, go!
              Power Rangers Turbo!

              Oh.....


              "Power Rangers in Space"

              Set controls to outer space now
              Flying higher than ever before
              Rangers (in Space!)

              Go, Power Rangers!
              Go, Power Rangers!
              Go, Power Rangers!
              Go, go, go, fly
              Go, Power Rangers!
              Go, Power Rangers!
              Go, Power Rangers, go....in Space!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by thestu View Post
                lofl copter!

                Mighty Morphin Power Rangers"

                Go, go Power Rangers!
                Go, go Power Rangers!
                Go, go Power Rangers! Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!

                Go, go Power Rangers!
                Go, go Power Rangers!Go, go Power Rangers! Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!

                "Power Rangers Zeo"

                Stronger than before! (Go Zeo!)
                Powered up for more! (Go Zeo!)
                Rangers at the core! (Zeo!)
                Power Rangers!

                Zeeee-ooooo

                Higher they can soar! (Go Zeo!)
                Fired up for more! (Go Zeo!)
                Even out the score! (Zeo! Zeo!)

                Go, go Power Rangers!
                Go, go Power Rangers!
                Go, go Power Rangers!
                Zeo! Power Rangers!


                "Power Rangers Turbo"

                Shift into turbo! (Go....)

                Mighty engines roar!
                Turbo charged for more!
                Drive four on the floor!

                Go! Power Rangers Turbo, go!Power Rangers Turbo, go!
                Power Rangers Turbo!

                Oh.....


                "Power Rangers in Space"

                Set controls to outer space now
                Flying higher than ever before
                Rangers (in Space!)

                Go, Power Rangers!
                Go, Power Rangers!
                Go, Power Rangers!
                Go, go, go, fly
                Go, Power Rangers!
                Go, Power Rangers!
                Go, Power Rangers, go....in Space!
                So that FML story was written by your girlfriend?
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                • #9
                  been going through FML all day this one got me teary.

                  Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off and learned that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML
                  Originally posted by Preen59
                  It doesn't matter what car you drive.. If you're a complete wanker.. People still won't want to talk to you..

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                  • #10
                    Yeah bet that was no accident....lol....if someone ever invents temp tattoos that go after 5 yrs or so they will make a mint. I'd love to get one, but don't want it forever...its like being handed a blank sheet of paper and being told I can only draw on it once.

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