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  • Ed Zachary Disease

    A woman was distraught at the fact that she had not had a
    date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might
    have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the
    medical expertise of a sex therapist.


    Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex
    therapist Dr. Chang.


    So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr.
    Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.'


    The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery,
    reery fass to odderside of room.' Again the woman did as she
    was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery
    fass back to me.'



    So she did.

    Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad.
    You haf Ed Zachary diease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you
    not haf sex or dates.'

    The worried woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is
    Ed Zachary Disease?'



    Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when
    your face look Ed Zachary like your arse.'
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    hahahhahahaha hhhhhhhhhh. nice one.


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    • #3
      hahaha took me awhile to get the last bit

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      • #4
        Heard that one a long time ago...


        It's still funny.

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        • #5
          Bahahaha that's excellent!
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Preen59 View Post
            Heard that one a long time ago...


            It's still funny.
            Ed Zachary what I was finking!

            I heard it when Robbin Williams said it in some movie....
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            • #7
              lmao funny stuff, copy pasted and sent to dad, hed geta laugh outer that.
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