The Epic Fail Thread!

[Dub_Star_V6]

Free BMW M3

Not mine, but just thought some of you may be interested?

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/968512408.html

[mikepologti]

They did...It was on the news last year...They were trapped for about 3 hours, but received no major injuries.

jesus that is scary. it looked like it crushed the cabin.

[Dub_Star_V6]

WIN

[Blitzen]

is this whats wrong with our society? darwin/nature does its best to get rid of fools like this - and yet they manage to survive (and probably breed too )

To quote NOFX (One of the greatest punk bands ever)

"it's not the right time to be sober
now the idiots have taken over
spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?
MENSA membership exceeding
tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding
Watson it's really elementary
the industrial revolution
has flipped the bitch on evolution
the benevolent and wise are being quieted, ostracized, what a bummer
the world keeps getting dumber
insensitivity is standard and faith is being fancied over reason
Darwin's rollin over in his coffin
the fittest are surviving much less often
now everything seems to be reversing, and it's worsening
someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool
now angry mob mentality's no longer the exception, it's the rule
and im startin to feel a lot like charlton heston
stranded on a primate planet
apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground
with generals and the armies that obeyed them
followers following fables
philosophies that enable them to rule without regard
There's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated
Political scientists get the same one vote as some Arkansas inbred
Majority rule, don't work in mental institutions
Sometimes the smallest softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions
what are we left with?
A Nation of god-fearing pregnant nationalists
who feel it's their duty to populate the homeland
pass on traditions
how-to-get-ahead religions
and prosperity the asymbolic culture
the idiots are taking over"

From the song "The idiots are taking over".

[mikepologti]

according to statistics we as a race are supposed to be getting smarter. either that or our tests originally to prove that fact are flawed.

[gareth_oau]

the theory of evolution is all about survival of the fittest, the smartest etc.

unfortunately, we have become way too smart for our own good that altruism has taken over, and now we go out of our way to look after the idiots - and consequently, we are no longer letting them ween themselves out of our society, in-fact they are breeding like rabbits - hence the human race is starting to get dumber again.

Its probably a cyclical thing and eventually there will be too many idiots around and theyll start to kill themselves off, survival of the fittest once again, and we'll start to progress once more!!

[Jettinabout]

Nope ...that won't happen...they went and created the Workplace Health and Safety Act to protect them. Before we had WH & S these fools were thinned out by accidents and events that normally thin out a herd ...so they are now protected and procreate and in turn their progeny (who wouldn't have been around before ) now create more and more.

[maca]

according to statistics we as a race are supposed to be getting smarter. either that or our tests originally to prove that fact are flawed.

I'd say life is getting easier (e.g. auto dimming mirror, auto wipers, auto headlights). So it looks like we're getting smarter.

[Blitzen]

I'd say life is getting easier (e.g. auto dimming mirror, auto wipers, auto headlights). So it looks like we're getting smarter.

These things are there to make the dumb people seem smart....People come to rely on these devices before trusting their own instincts....For example, parking sensors....

[maca]

These things are there to make the dumb people seem smart....People come to rely on these devices before trusting their own instincts....For example, parking sensors....

That was so aimed at me and my Jetta... Haha - i'll rate that

[Blitzen]

Sorry, wasn't directed at you...

[maca]

Sorry, wasn't directed at you...

Ha don't be sorry, I thought it was a rather good swipe (had it been directed at me). But I know what you mean. Now with this park assist.. L-Platers will be doing there test at the press of a button!

[Mrk_Mickey]

Ha don't be sorry, I thought it was a rather good swipe (had it been directed at me). But I know what you mean. Now with this park assist.. L-Platers will be doing there test at the press of a button!

And it won't stop there....the arse-t-a will find some sort of way to bring out a test that incorporates the button and make it difficult! I hate the RTA...

[gareth_oau]

someone recently told me they payed an extra $300 - $400 for the optional hill-start assist.

I said mine came with that for free - ITS CALLED A HANDBRAKE

[mikepologti]

someone recently told me they payed an extra $300 - $400 for the optional hill-start assist.

I said mine came with that for free - ITS CALLED A HANDBRAKE

lmao youve gotta be kidding me ? hill start assist?,.........morons.