I lol'd for a bit...

[maca]

And that's important because... ?

She would have absolutely no interest in performing those "acts"... Sorry!!

In regards to your comment.. Many people say I screwed up tastes, I LOL at them when they tell me they find Paris Hilton hot!



Ps. RAI International is a big hit in my family (which is probably the reason I turned out the way I am today ).

[dub be good to me]

Monica Bellucci FTW!

[Dub_Star_V6]

Did someone say Monica Bellucci? You guys have nuthin'...

Custom mousepad FTW

[DubSteve]

Did someone say Monica Bellucci? You guys have nuthin'...

I'll raise you this one and let your imagination do the talking.

[Markybhoy]

Didn't know whether to put this into 'I lol'd for a bit' or 'epic fail'. Well, they're here now

[dub be good to me]

Kinda looks like she's eating a steamed dim sim...

[Whubbsie]

candy wrapers

[woofy]

Kinda looks like she's eating a steamed dim sim...

Um its a he, ever hear the term pillow biters....

[Dub_Star_V6]

Um its a he, ever hear the term pillow biters....

Monica Bellucci is a he? * sighs * shakes head * Anyway...

Pelé is king of the Woolworths...

[Dub_Star_V6]

The Laws of Ultimate Reality

Law of Mechanical Repair - Only once your hands are coated with grease will your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to go to the toilet.

Law of Gravity - Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the very next morning you will have a flat tyre.

Variation Law - If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath - The telephone will ring only when you're fully immersed.

Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know dramatically increases when you're with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Result Law - A machine will always work when you try to prove to someone it doesn't.

Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to your reach (or lack thereof).

Law of the Theatre - At any event, the people with seats farthest from the aisle will arrive last.

The Cappuccino Law - As soon as you sit down to enjoy a cup of hot coffee, your Boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Andersen's Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly related to the newness and cost of the carpet.

Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it, or cease stocking it.

Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the Doctor, by which time you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you have no clue what you're talking about.

[mikepologti]

hahah im loving the last one hahah so true

[wombatoutofhell]

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6e...ert_shortfilms

We've probably all seen this ad being that it's current. I crack up every time when the line "leaves you feeling yourself again" comes on. You'd think they'd put more care into wording ov their thrush cream ads.

[Markybhoy]

Wombat - that's not working. Repost the link?

Ok...working now!

[Jayse]

HAhaha...nice wording indeed!!!

[Golf Houso]