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  • Originally posted by Dub_Star_V6 View Post
    My sister is a Year 3 teacher.

    Now I know why she goes home stressed sometimes...


    hahahah nice, not sure about stressed but id laugh at that . when i was in high school i decided to get bored in my japanese class and drew all sorts of interesting things all over an activety sheet. needless to say i got detention, upon turning up to the teachers lounge the following week i noticed something familiar on the cork board , it was my nice piece of work. the teachers chose it for a fine piece of humour.
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    • Yeah, maybe not 'stressed', more of a * sigh * shakes head *

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      • Originally posted by Dub_Star_V6 View Post
        My sister is a Year 3 teacher.

        Now I know why she goes home stressed sometimes...

        Year 3? That looks more like Kindergarten or Year 1 work....

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        • This one's a classic...

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          • And another one I always remember and laugh at.....


            Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?

            As you study for exams, remember its not the quantity it's the quantity. And remember there is no substitute for pure unadulterated bull

            Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, "why do airplanes fly?" on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."

            Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

            "First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.

            Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

            Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:

            1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
            2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

            So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."

            The student, Tim Graham, got the only A.
            Last edited by Rocket36; 05-06-2009, 06:11 PM.

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            • Originally posted by Rocket36 View Post
              Year 3? That looks more like Kindergarten or Year 1 work....
              Didn't realise you were such an expert?
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              • Hahahah! That hell joke is awesome
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                • Originally posted by Dub_Star_V6 View Post
                  Didn't realise you were such an expert?
                  Nope. But based on my experience in school, we were well beyond picture recognition and adding one letter to a word by the time we were 8.

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                  • hahhahahahh

                    that's truely fantastic


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                    • What's Australia coming to?

                      Anyone should get free drinks with no shirt?

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                      • No Asians Please!

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                        • Originally posted by Dub_Star_V6 View Post
                          What's Australia coming to?

                          Anyone should get free drinks with no shirt?

                          Haha I'm waiting for a women's rights activist to go nuts on that one...
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                          • Originally posted by maca View Post
                            Haha I'm waiting for a women's rights activist to go nuts on that one...
                            It's men's rights activists that should go nuts mate. They get free drinks and we don't? That's not right! DISCRIMINATION! lol

                            But that's the thing about guys. We just don't really care. Women's only gyms? Pfffft! So what? Men just don't care about stuff that's women's only but the other way round? JESUS CHRIST!!! hahahaha

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                            • Yeah it's a bit crazy! Typical though, everything like that is blown out of proportion a bit sometimes...Actually that makes me lol quite a lot!
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                              • Originally posted by Rocket36 View Post
                                It's men's rights activists that should go nuts mate. They get free drinks and we don't? That's not right! DISCRIMINATION! lol

                                But that's the thing about guys. We just don't really care. Women's only gyms? Pfffft! So what? Men just don't care about stuff that's women's only but the other way round? JESUS CHRIST!!! hahahaha
                                I guess it's the same way a black person can say the "n" word and not get axed...
                                Last edited by Treza360; 08-06-2009, 11:34 AM. Reason: language
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