Cutest Ming Mole

[kaanage]

So which dealer (doesn't have to be VAG) do you think has the cutest Ming Mole?

From memory, the one at Penfold Mazda, Burwood VIC used to be pretty easy on the eyes.

[Buller_Scott]

does this mean chicks who work at the dealerships?

if so, bmw on kings way had a couple...

penfold audi in burwood did too, although they must have had their make up cannons set to "obliterate" or something because it was caked on way too much.

but by far and away the hottest i've ever seen (and i test drive cars for fun every now and then, as well as having helped mates with car shopping) was a girl working the reception at brighton toyota.

slender yet curvy, huge dazzling green eyes, pale milky skin, hair so silky black it shimmered blue at some angles, cute button nose, and a genuinely easily produced smile. absolutely divine.

i think only this film clip could describe how i'd spend time with her:

[Cookie28]

There's a girl at Bill Buckle Audi (sydney) that is foreign (can't remember exactly where) but she is stunning and has a very sexy accent dark hair and big green eyes, although she is quite short haha

[vwthunder]

Greg, what the hell is a Ming Mole? Never heard that one before

Pls explain lol

[Blitzen]

Greg, what the hell is a Ming Mole? Never heard that one before

Pls explain lol

Hahaha, it's the chick in the short skirt and the troweled on makeup that trues to sell you the over priced window tint and 'paint protection'... Usually reeking of over applied perfume...

[Gti Dave]

Hahaha, it's the chick in the short skirt and the troweled on makeup that trues to sell you the over priced window tint and 'paint protection'... Usually reeking of over applied perfume...

Not to mention especially those who wear a low cut top or shirt that unbuttoned to an extent and likes to bend over to point at the paint sealant brochure to add a wee bit more convincing towards the benefits of buying 'paint protection'. My wife used to give them the dirty look but have since left car shopping entirely up to me cause she gets bored quickly and knows I just get annoyed with the ming mole these days and simply refuse to speak with them. Dayum those girls drive a hard sale!!! LOL.

[Gti Dave]

Greg, what the hell is a Ming Mole? Never heard that one before

Pls explain lol

Its a good looking female sales rep who doesn't give up trying to sell you overpriced and useless auto protection products with a strong non verbal and non written promise of the "love you long time" without ever putting it in action. Oh and did I say that they don't give you the protection you need either? LOL.

[sh|tbmxrider]

When I worked at Doncaster BMW, the ming mole was fairly hot, as was the stock controller, as were the HR/PR girls.

Funnily enough, at a truck dealership I worked at, we had a few receptionists that were part time models (appearances in Ralph, FHM, other ****)

[Wolfgang]

I accompanied my sister when she picked up her new Subaru. The Ming mole was an alright looking red head with the troweled on make up etc. She was a bit over the top when the "paint protection" spiel came and I said I would detail it myself. She looked horrified and gasped saying "polishing irreversibly damages the paint. I know because I have a degree in automotive paint."Bwahahaha!!!

[Tonz]

Watch their reaction when you ask politly " would you please cover yourself up, I have a wife that makes you a tramp"
Say it loud enough so others hear as well. Love doing it.
Course another Q is " how often do you fall out of that thing... Iam sure its an OHAS case"'

[Jayse]

Greg, what the hell is a Ming Mole? Never heard that one before

Pls explain lol

Lol..i think Urban Dictionary says it best:Urban Dictionary: Ming Mole

"An attractive young female, dress strategically to expose or highlight her ample cleavage, within a car dealership. Their job is to primarily target the male dominated market, selling additional extras on top of the sale of the vehicle such as paint/fabric protection, tinted windows, gadgets and/or electronic rust protection - usually at a higher price that what is available on the market.

The term is a combination of two words:

"MING" being the original brand of protection products, and

"mole", a derogatory Australian term associated with females of poor social conduct, or questionable sexual promiscuity.

The alternate term is "Wynns Wench" (which is related to the brand WYNN).
Beware the Ming Mole, her low cut top get's her plenty of business but what she's selling isn't worth the price.

The Ming Mole stitched him up real good - he thought he was getting a massive discount but paid the difference in crap he didn't need."

Cheers,

Jayse.

[gareth_oau]

ive never purchased an after-sale product.

does that make me gay????

Nagh, I can just see right through the trowelled-on makeup