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    Looking for a comeback insult to a mate who drives a Golf, I found this:

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    What?! No gay love for the Polo?
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    • #3
      Haha.
      A guy who runs a workshop in our complex who thinks he's a bit of a hotshot asked me recntly why I dont buy a 'real car'. So I asked him what his definition of real car was. He said he'd rather drive a Hyundai excel than be seen in "that thing" (pointing at my mk2).
      I then told him that was because he has a vagina.

      His witty comeback was a squirmy awkward look as his employees laughed at him.

      I hate these try hard macho tweekers bagging my car!
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      • #4
        Originally posted by GOLFBALLS View Post
        Haha.
        A guy who runs a workshop in our complex who thinks he's a bit of a hotshot asked me recntly why I dont buy a 'real car'. So I asked him what his definition of real car was. He said he'd rather drive a Hyundai excel than be seen in "that thing" (pointing at my mk2).
        I then told him that was because he has a vagina.

        His witty comeback was a squirmy awkward look as his employees laughed at him.

        I hate these try hard macho tweekers bagging my car!
        Hahaha well played sir!!

        Pixl, the Polo isn't sold in America, otherwise it probably would have been on there too
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        • #5
          Originally posted by maca View Post
          Looking for a comeback insult to a mate who drives a Golf, I found this:

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          and maca i notice the jetta is number 4
          Originally posted by seangti
          The price of the car rarely indicates driver ability/lap time.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by GOLFBALLS View Post
            Haha.
            A guy who runs a workshop in our complex who thinks he's a bit of a hotshot asked me recntly why I dont buy a 'real car'. So I asked him what his definition of real car was. He said he'd rather drive a Hyundai excel than be seen in "that thing" (pointing at my mk2).
            I then told him that was because he has a vagina.

            His witty comeback was a squirmy awkward look as his employees laughed at him.

            I hate these try hard macho tweekers bagging my car!
            I went to my local Autobarn in my MK2 at the weekend & got heckled by some p-platers in Pulsar SSS's with bad body kits and subs.

            But the very same day i was sat in traffic and had a mutual respect chat with a bloke at the lights in a LHD 80's 911.

            I know who's opinion I respect more!!

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            • #7
              about 20 years ago, when i was riding motorbikes, i had a helmet worth around $25 (back then!).

              i had it sitting in my office at work and when i came back into my office, caught my boss trying it on, who also rode motorbikes.

              He asked me how much it cost and when I told him, he choked and said his was worth only $70 - my bit too quick comeback was that a $70 helmet was for a $70 head

              ....he didnt really think my comment was that funny...
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              • #8
                the r8 is on the list????? how the f**k did that happen , who the hell votes on these things?
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by mikepologti View Post
                  the r8 is on the list????? how the f**k did that happen , who the hell votes on these things?
                  People like this...

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                  • #10
                    im offended lezzos dont like volkswagens! well... i guess the VE SS ute would be first pic in OZ

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                    • #11
                      Just proves even gays don't want a Golf with a grandpa boot on it.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by gareth_oau View Post
                        about 20 years ago, when i was riding motorbikes, i had a helmet worth around $25 (back then!).

                        i had it sitting in my office at work and when i came back into my office, caught my boss trying it on, who also rode motorbikes.

                        He asked me how much it cost and when I told him, he choked and said his was worth only $70 - my bit too quick comeback was that a $70 helmet was for a $70 head

                        ....he didnt really think my comment was that funny...
                        You'd have had hair back then too
                        Maybe ...
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                        • #13
                          Speaking of people bagging dubs. I dunno where you guys find them....

                          I bag my dub more than anyone else. Just about everyone loves it or is interested to some extent and if they are not then they are probly some ricer that no one likes anyway.


                          I thought that gayness thing was just about what car gay blockes would like to own the most. Gay or not you cant resist a R8.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by jasn78 View Post
                            and maca i notice the jetta is number 4
                            Lol yeah I saw that also... In fact Volkwagen make up most of the top 5. High5 to us!
                            Originally posted by cogdoc View Post
                            Just proves even gays don't want a Golf with a grandpa boot on it.
                            That's because the mature/established gay family prefer the Range Rover Vogue. I found that on another site...
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by maca View Post
                              That's because the mature/established gay family prefer the Range Rover Vogue. I found that on another site...
                              on another site......Doing a bit of research huh Macca??

                              Anything you want to tell us??

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