lonely midnight people....

[Preen59]

damn straight preeny. when you're drunk/aching for weet-bix/ no-one is home until 8am.... sorry vwwa, but i unleash my wankeroidosity (like now... 00:00 monday morning is my weekend). can you believe, out of trying to help out a milf and get some aswell, that i lost a friggin nintendo ds with like 8 games, to her kids? no more milfs. only cougars.

so lets get into sensual harassment tork. is it bad, when confronted by a woman at work whom neither of you get along with... is it bad to call her a smelly pirate hooker?

Dude that's gotta suck. I've been lucky enough to get involved with a milf or cougar on occasion.. They're not so bad aslong as the only thing you part with is some money for some coffee and perhaps some DNA.. Generally they're easy to get along with and all you have to do is say "2 kids? Seriously? You're joking right? You don't look a day over 25!".. 60% of the time it works every time. Haha.

But a DS and 8 games? A proper hooker would be cheaper and you're guaranteed success with that one!

I wouldn't say calling someone a smelly pirate hooker is necessarily a bad thing if they are a complete runt.. But it is potentially bad for employment if you do it at work.

[Golf Houso]

I can think of considerably worse things to call a woman that a smelly pirate hooker, whether I would contemplate doing so is completely another matter.

Is this the rant thread or something? Whilst on the same topic, I'd thought I'd post something equally as relevant i.e. a baboon montage:

[Blitzen]

Over the last few weeks I have spent my late nights trying to get a reaction out of the standard people on here, and its working a treat!!...Its fun, but I'm sure they don't get my sence of humour...Lucky I didn't start on the mum jokes!!

[maca]

Over the last few weeks I have spent my late nights trying to get a reaction out of the standard people on here, and its working a treat!!...Its fun, but I'm sure they don't get my sence of humour...Lucky I didn't start on the mum jokes!!

As if we take you seriously..

And yeah, I think this is a random/spam/post-whore/rant thread

[Preen59]

Combining common interests.. Milfs.. Skiing.. Cars.. Baboons (WTF Houso?)... Even sexist remarks!

[Blitzen]

Christmas Timor style!!

Got bored this arvo after work, so my housemate went to town on the Christmas decorating...Even got a tree too!!



He is staying behind as I leave...Thank God I am out of here, and hopefully never to return...

[maca]

Wow that's cleaner than my room.

[Kiel_GTI]

i work half afternoon/night shift half day shift so i feel as if im included

Combining common interests.. Milfs.. Skiing.. Cars.. Baboons (WTF Houso?)... Even sexist remarks!

got to stick with cougars not milfs. less baggage. more

[Mk3 AAA]

[WABIT]

[Buller_Scott]

Dude that's gotta suck. I've been lucky enough to get involved with a milf or cougar on occasion.. They're not so bad aslong as the only thing you part with is some money for some coffee and perhaps some DNA.. Generally they're easy to get along with and all you have to do is say "2 kids? Seriously? You're joking right? You don't look a day over 25!".. 60% of the time it works every time. Haha.

im a sucker preeny.... apparently doing the right thing = doing the wrong thing. the thing is, she was too feggin involved with taking care of her kids to notice that she should have also been taking care of the DS i lent her. ungrateful (albeit grinningly loud) botch.

as for baboons... win!!! now let us see some red 5-arses pls.

and blitz... when the eff you getting back home? beer beer beer must = ice cold...

[Blitzen]

and blitz... when the eff you getting back home? beer beer beer must = ice cold...

Back in Townsville on Monday the 14th.
Fly into Sydney on the 19th, then going to be in Melb for NYE. I have till the 1st of Feb off, and have bought my tickets to Rise Against and Soundwave!!!

[mikepologti]

what the hell happened to this thread it went from beautiful cars to women with tough stickers and now milfs? seriously wtf?

[Mr Messy]

No idea.

What are people's fave late night snacks?

I brought some licorice bullets tonight that are the shizzz.

(I'm working 5pm - 1am... not long to go now!)

[AusScare]

No idea.

What are people's fave late night snacks?

I just have a second dinner.

Missed out on the Santa suit pub crawl in Brissy today cos i was working.

Oh well.

Also joined up on the Oz Foz forums, there's a lot of turbo Forester loving, some mad cars.