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  • Funny thing happened the other day

    We had a work experience guy in at work (apparently he is studying to be a mechanic, don't really know why he was doing work exp in IT lol). On Friday arvo he was parked in the visitors centre section, I came around in my car from the staff parking and stopped back outside in the visitors parking as well (I forgot my glasses and needed to get them).

    Anyhow, I came back out...he was checking my car out, glancing over from his. I started it up, he looks and comes running over.

    Him: "Cam, your cars sick!"
    Me: "Thanks"
    Him: "Nah I mean its really sick, its got a big problem with the engine. Sounds like it could be the tappits"
    Me: "Its a diesel mate. Its meant to sound like that"
    Him: "What? Nah man its got a huge problem you should get it checked out"
    Me: "Its a diesel dude! its completely normal!"
    Him: "What? How.."

    After that conversation he was still a bit baffled and couldn't quite comprehend that you could fit a diesel engine into a sporty european hatch...lol

    Not to mention he was supposedly studying to be a mechanic. /facepalm

  • #2
    HAHAHA give me his number... I want him to work on my car!

    2002 Volkswagen Bora V5 - 2007 Mazda 3 GT - 1998 Ford Contour Sport - 2010 Volkswagen Jetta 2.0T - 2013 Volkswagen Passat 130TDI - 2015 Ford Escape 1.5 - 2016 Subaru WRX - 2018 Volkswagen Golf R Wolfsburg Wagon

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    • #3
      Bahahahahah! Fail!
      Mrk Detailing, premium automotive detailing. Paint correction/protection specialist. PM me

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      • #4
        if he was my apprentice, i think i would be sending him out on IT work experience too by the sound of it.

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        • #5
          wtf? hahahahah
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          • #6
            When I was an apprentice 4th year we used to play some mean tricks on the new boys.

            Go get

            Sparks for the angle grinder.

            Left handed screw driver.

            a long weight (Wait)

            etc etc.
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            • #7
              multi coloured paint, sky hooks.............
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              • #8
                Maybe you could have said the spark plug gap was set wrong and you were looking at new apex seals to get rid of the rattle

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                • #9
                  I don't get it. What's sporty about a European hatch that sounds like a light truck?

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                  • #10
                    perhaps your torque valve is leaking


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                    • #11
                      Just to be different, I'm going to give him 10/10 for customer focus (he WAS genuinely concerned for your car), but he needs quite a bit more work in the mechanical knowledge part of the syllabus
                      2017 MY18 Golf R 7.5 Wolfsburg wagon (boring white) delivered 21 Sep 2017, 2008 Octavia vRS wagon 2.0 TFSI 6M (bright yellow), 2006 T5 Transporter van 2.5 TDI 6M (gone but not forgotten).

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Rocket36 View Post
                        I don't get it. What's sporty about a European hatch that sounds like a light truck?
                        Oi


                        I love the sound of the TDI engine. Can't get enough of the clackety clackety clackety...clack sound it makes...haha

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Cam View Post
                          Oi


                          I love the sound of the TDI engine. Can't get enough of the clackety clackety clackety...clack sound it makes...haha
                          No one expects anything from a TDI aye..? I love the confused look people give me.. The sort of "You're lowering and putting rims on a Diesel?" look
                          2002 Volkswagen Bora V5 - 2007 Mazda 3 GT - 1998 Ford Contour Sport - 2010 Volkswagen Jetta 2.0T - 2013 Volkswagen Passat 130TDI - 2015 Ford Escape 1.5 - 2016 Subaru WRX - 2018 Volkswagen Golf R Wolfsburg Wagon

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