knocking noise in boot

[Greg Roles]

SO glad I found this thread, I've had my spare wheel out, been underneath the car ... damn knocking noise!!

[cktsi]

SO glad I found this thread, I've had my spare wheel out, been underneath the car ... damn knocking noise!!

So the moral of the story is to always check your balls first before looking in dark nooks & crannies in your undercarriage

[nicandlance]

I thought it might have been a very small German, caught under the spare wheel......

[guliver_twist]

Thank you jausho, I tucked my balls in as well... Now they are secure, cosy, and don't whine one bit...
Top Tip! Thanks Mate!

[coastie]

Thank you jausho, I tucked my balls in as well... Now they are secure, cosy, and don't whine one bit...
Top Tip! Thanks Mate!

This is a hilarious line to read in the live feed without knowing the OP

[G-rig]

Some people have velcro'd their balls to the underside of the parcel shelf. I may do the same as that knocking noise is pretty annoying.

[mr gee]

Some people have velcro'd their balls to the underside of the parcel shelf. I may do the same as that knocking noise is pretty annoying.

Wouldn't that hurt?

[G-rig]

Wouldn't that hurt?

Not if you rip them off fast (like a band-aid)

[nicandlance]

Wouldn't it depend on how fuzzy your balls were?

[Maverick]

Just had a look but mine are shaven but wrinkly so velcro shouldn't be an issue. But I also don't have a lot of problems with them knocking around, perhaps mine don't descend as far as others? Maybe over time they stretch down and start knocking more?

[nicandlance]

Just had a look but mine are shaven but wrinkly so velcro shouldn't be an issue. But I also don't have a lot of problems with them knocking around, perhaps mine don't descend as far as others? Maybe over time they stretch down and start knocking more?

OMG.... I have a really unattractive vision in my head right now lol!

[Maverick]

OMG.... I have a really unattractive vision in my head right now lol!

I'll post some photos later

[tofo17]

The knocking has been bothering me since I go over speed bumps every day on my commute. When I had a passenger back there last week they opened the ski port and saw the balls swinging low. I just tucked my balls today to stop the knocking... perhaps this will now induce the "chirping" noise heard by many TSI owners

[nicandlance]

I'll post some photos later

Excellent.... I'll look forward to that!

[G-rig]

Excellent.... I'll look forward to that!

The joke is pretty old but glad you are all enjoying it haha