A Girls Car

[Bazzamon]

A couple of months ago I bought a new cheap model Golf V comfortline 1.9l DSG. All My mates & redneck nieghbours told me that i had bought a 'girls car' Well, over the weekend I completely agree with them. We covered approx 2k in three days in the Snowy Mountains & some of the days were quite warm. I did all of the driving and constantly noticed I could not move my left foot off the foot rest to a different position, just for a bit of relief. Theres no space to do so. This leads to your arse being stuck in the one position all the time & If you are fairly well endowed there no relief for 'Willy & the boys' either. ones legs have to be kept quite close together at all times. Hence the Golf V is designed for girls. Give me back my AU Falcon..

[DaveMack]

A couple of months ago I bought a new cheap model Golf V comfortline 1.9l DSG. All My mates & redneck nieghbours told me that i had bought a 'girls car' Well, over the weekend I completely agree with them. We covered approx 2k in three days in the Snowy Mountains & some of the days were quite warm. I did all of the driving and constantly noticed I could not move my left foot off the foot rest to a different position, just for a bit of relief. Theres no space to do so. This leads to your arse being stuck in the one position all the time & If you are fairly well endowed there no relief for 'Willy & the boys' either. ones legs have to be kept quite close together at all times. Hence the Golf V is designed for girls. Give me back my AU Falcon..

You know Bazz ... you sound amazingly like James May when you write like that. They're going to do an Aussie Top Gear aren't they? You should audition.

Dave

[Bazzamon]

Do You Reckon!!!!! Ihope I didnt sound too 'whingey' But all true B

[99gti]

A couple of months ago I bought a new cheap model Golf V comfortline 1.9l DSG. All My mates & redneck nieghbours told me that i had bought a 'girls car' Well, over the weekend I completely agree with them. We covered approx 2k in three days in the Snowy Mountains & some of the days were quite warm. I did all of the driving and constantly noticed I could not move my left foot off the foot rest to a different position, just for a bit of relief. Theres no space to do so. This leads to your arse being stuck in the one position all the time & If you are fairly well endowed there no relief for 'Willy & the boys' either. ones legs have to be kept quite close together at all times. Hence the Golf V is designed for girls. Give me back my AU Falcon..

ROFLMAO. Too much info for my liking.

[SoVeReIgN]

More importantly - What are you doing driving through the mountains in the 1.9?! :p

[Soundofav6]

hahah.. classic arrgument right there ! Davemack is right try out for top gear.... hahahahha

[BarneyBoy]

P'raps if you're so well endowed in the Wedding Tackle Department, you should consider driving only Commando - or even totally bottomless?

That could get confusing - do I use the paddles or one of these shift knobs....?

I'm sure the Highway Patrol guy would understand

[Jester_Fu]

I love the fact every Bazzamon thread i read has some reference to either B's balls and penis or someone elses. I'd suggest the TDI is not a car for girls, but rather for men who like to talk to other men about their genitals...

[FknDubbin]

I love the fact every Bazzamon thread i read has some reference to either B's balls and penis or someone elses. I'd suggest the TDI is not a car for girls, but rather for men who like to talk to other men about their genitals...

Usually when a guy is always going on about how large his wang is, its a sign that hes hung like a tic tac.

[mitch_gti]

All My mates & redneck nieghbours told me that i had bought a 'girls car' Well, over the weekend I completely agree with them. ..

Id rather drive a 1.9 tdi over an AU falcon. Ill buy you an AU if you give me the TDI. Deal?

This leads to your arse being stuck in the one position all the time ..

You sure you didnt take a rest at the truckers stop?

[GoLfMan]

If you are fairly well endowed there no relief for 'Willy & the boys' either.

i recon the only people that would want to know the size of ya ding dong are the fellas at gaymatchmaker.com

[Jmac]

I agree with fkndubbin the wang thing is a cover up for having to shrivelled prune!!! Im quite sure Ron Jeremy drives a Golf HAHAHAHAHA

[Rileyowner]

I test drove a 1.9 TDI Comfortline Golf and thought it was fine - any lack of power at the pedal was more than compensated for by sheer grunt. I thought it was a really nicely balanced machine and certainly not a 'girls' car' - whatever that means.

I ended up buying a Jetta 2.0 TDI - because they were cheap at the time (Nov/Dec) - and I could not be happier with my purchase.

I'm sure the driving position is the same as the Golf and I do not find it to be a problem

In fact, it is very similar to sitting in my 1950 2.5 litre Riley drophead coupe. But I've learned to keep my legs together (a smaller target) in the Riley because of the chance of flying splinters in an accident. After all, the body is wooden framed.

So, exactly what's your excuse?

[Logzy]

i recon the only people that would want to know the size of ya ding dong are the fellas at gaymatchmaker.com

I'm somewhat concerned that you actually know the address of a gay website.