When Young My Mum Had to Tie A Pork Chop Around My Neck So The Dog Would Play With Me

[thehappycamper]

So to all those in Melbourne , my Vag-Com has arrived from the U.S.A .
So if you would like to have a play with it, p.m me and i am more than happy to oblige. You might teach me a thing or twoooo as i don't profess to be anything but a noob when it comes to fine tuning etc and i'm willing to be shown a few tips.

[anarchycamp]

be vewy vewy careful with your playing.... ...have fun

[gpk_gti]

interesting title,,is it true??? hahahahah

[DubSteve]

Sooo... This porkchop yeah? Still attached to you?

And yeah I agree watch the way you say it can be interpreted by a blind man like me as something else

[Soundofav6]

Good theory... Someone try this theory with a sex toy around their neck in a club.

BTW what does your Vag.com look like ? any Pictures ?

[thehappycamper]

Nope.... Now its a Vag-Com