You know you're driving a MK5 Golf when.......

[golf2nv]

When v8 drivers giggle at u at the lights but come the next set they don't even want to look in your direction

[nick_sixx]

- when you balance the car with the clutch going uphill and the cluster display tells you that you are using 99.9L per 100km

[Russ59]

When you're cruising in 6th gear up a steep hill with the a/c on and a car full of people and it just keeps on pulling

[Cam]

* you can't help but smirk when it all just works properly.

I do this quite frequently...hehe

[mikinoz]

1000km to a tank!

[warhead]

When people keep telling you that you left your head lights on ( can't really blame them for being nice, but it gets really annoying after the umpteenth person says it )

[golfyvic]

Gees guys,

Just bought mine a few month ago, hope I've got at least 12 months before some of the fun stuff happens??!!

Oh, yeah have noticed the wipers not wiping for 10 secs, then all of a sudden, goes mental!!

[decksla]

* when chicks go "i love your car" and you know theyre saying that cuz it looks cute and not cuz of the raw chest beating power that is emanating through the wrong driven wheels!

[Alfy]

- When you can't help yourself but turn off traction control, even in the wet

- When your fiancee says "when are you going to start driving normal! my neck hurts!"

[Big Yellow]

- When you can't help yourself but turn off traction control, even in the wet

- When your fiancee says "when are you going to start driving normal! my neck hurts!"

HAHAHAHA same applies here!!!

My missus everytime i'm about to go into a tunnel: "Don'ttttttttttttttt!!!!", Then me dropping a few gears and planting it and listening to my VR6 symphony in the tunnels HAHAHAHAAH

[gti]

* when chicks go "i love your car" and you know theyre saying that cuz it looks cute and not cuz of the raw chest beating power that is emanating through the wrong driven wheels!

...but if they already drive one then it's different!

[gti]

When people keep telling you that you left your head lights on ( can't really blame them for being nice, but it gets really annoying after the umpteenth person says it )

I love this! I always wait for a person to tell me I have left them on....when they realise it's a feature, they're like "oh that's really cool".

[golfyvic]

I just ignore them.....

[maca]

...but if they already drive one then it's different!

If they already drive one then it's perfect!

[Russ59]

clearly not understanding what the RED I implies.

Until they finally get to the top of the hill a good few minutes after you and realise that their car hadn't actually stopped on the way up, but rather that they'd just been done like a dog's dinner