You know you're driving a MK5 Golf when.......

[decksla]

* you click your fan controller once and it lights up half the lights. then you spend the next couple of seconds trying to find a happy fan speed

* your door speakers rattle when youve got a song with bass on, and a drink in the holder

* you auto wipers turn on for no apparent reason

* you auto lights never turn off when they should

* your sunglasses are in center storage, the door compartments or in the glovebox


add your own....

[Guest212]

* you're driving down the road with rear view mirrors whistling.

* your auto wipers go nuts for no reason, and then it rains and they just don't work at all (completely clean windscreen)

* your CD changer randomly tells you its encountered an error. You have no tunes for the next 3 hours but the very next day it works fine as if nothing happened

* your dash centre sounds like nails in a plastic ice cream container

* over big bumps your sunglasses holder opens itself

* your coin tray regularly doesn't want to open or close

* you can't help but smirk when it all just works properly.

[Greg Roles]

indicating with your wipers.
Forever turning the fan on changing gears.
Selecting reverse at the lights for a fast 1st gear takeoff.
needing a rocket science degree to understand the CAN-BUS system.
needing divine help to find a simple 12V lead.
forever finding a new button and having no idea what it does.

[Russ59]

When you're driving down a country road and the farmer on his tractor sounds the horn and gives you a big wave

[Tim]

*when you start whinging in your sleep

[Russ59]

*when you start whinging in your sleep

I'll bet some of the members on here probably do, that's all they seem do when they post, so why not when they sleep

[mikinoz]

When you tell yourself it is ok to drive a mkv because despite the mkiv being better it would be out if warranty now.

When the tailgater behind in his BMW convertsble gets smoked when you drop down a gear and dab the throttle!

[Russ59]

When the guy you've just left at the last set of lights finally pulls up along side you at the next set and his jaw hits the front seat when he realises you're driving a diesel

[anarchycamp]

haha...i dont think they MkV is old enough for this subject to apply yet!
:p

Forever turning the fan on changing gears.

i need some explanation for this one though!

[Blitzen]

-Guys pull up next to you giving eyes thinking its a girl driving, then pass disappointed...

[mikinoz]

-Guys pull up next to you giving eyes thinking its a girl driving, then pass disappointed...

You want me to move that post in to the right section, or can you?

[Blitzen]

Sorry, I couldn't resist a bit of prairie dogging!!!

[maca]

When people continously tell you "One of your reverse lights are out"...

[Greg Roles]

haha...i dont think they MkV is old enough for this subject to apply yet!
:p



i need some explanation for this one though!

Change into third a few times all fast and furious like and tell me you don't turn on the AC on from time to time. Button is so close.

Give it time youngin', give it time..

[maca]

Change into third a few times all fast and furious like and tell me you don't turn on the AC on from time to time. Button is so close.

Give it time youngin', give it time..

Lol i get that sometimes when i'm Fast and Furious style changing it to park..