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  • #16
    I use aversion therapy on my gf.
    Every time she accidently put the wipers on instead of the indicators I laughed. Now she refuses to drive any of my VWs

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    • #17
      Originally posted by cogdoc View Post
      My girlie is blonde and the TDI has turbo lag and a clutch.
      I'm safe.
      i'm in the same boat there cogdoc.

      my gf is blonde and the GTI has a clutch, she won't go near it!! she can stay over there with her nissan micra, i won't be seen in that! maybe she has the same tactics....hmmm

      i have asked her several times why she never got a manual license with the reply every time..... "why the 'f' should i have to change gears when i can buy a car to do it for me!!"

      2010 Reflex Silver MK6 Golf GTI
      Sunroof - MDI - Superchip - 19" VMR V710 - Kuhmo Ecsta SPT KU31 - VW Racing Panel Filter

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      • #18
        LOL great intro post
        - Ben

        1961 Karmann Ghia Coupé - 1993 Golf Cabriolet - 2006 Golf Comfortline 1.9L TDI
        2008 Jetta 2.0L FSI

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        • #19
          Originally posted by [-Polo GTI-] View Post
          "why the 'f' should i have to change gears when i can buy a car to do it for me!!"
          LOL Polo, and my reply. "why buy an automatic, when I can own a playstation"
          2007 Audi RS4 with: APR ECU Upgrade; JHM Quick Shifter; Milltek Catback and Downpipes; KW V3 Coilovers; Argon Creative Carbon Fibre Splitters

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          • #20
            Hahahaha...Single and free FTW!!! You are all under the thumb!!!

            Wife/GF..."Hey you there, give me the keys!!"
            Man grovelling..."Yes dear..."
            (Sound of valve bouncing and tortured tyres as she tears down the street...)
            "If can't get behind your troops, feel free to stand in front of them..."

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Blitzen View Post
              Wife/GF..."Hey you there, give me the keys!!"
              Man grovelling..."Yes dear..."
              (Sound of valve bouncing and tortured tyres as she tears down the street...)
              I just consider myself very lucky my missus doesn't look too closely at the fuel consumption displayed on the MFD. On our previous car I consistently used about 25% more fuel than she did, on the current Octy I think I probably manage to get through about 30-40% more than she does (but I have a great time doing it).

              Originally posted by Me
              I have to use a lot of accelerator to make sure the engine is run in properly, dear
              Originally posted by Her
              Yeah, Right. Just don't get booked for speeding ! (delivered with left eyebrow raised in disbelief)
              Last edited by gregozedobe; 26-11-2008, 11:49 PM.
              2017 MY18 Golf R 7.5 Wolfsburg wagon (boring white) delivered 21 Sep 2017, 2008 Octavia vRS wagon 2.0 TFSI 6M (bright yellow), 2006 T5 Transporter van 2.5 TDI 6M (gone but not forgotten).

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              • #22
                My wife "gave" me the VE bombadore to drive because she likes driving the smaller car. She winged about me spending money on a chip but now( so I have found out) loves the acceleration. I average 900ks/tank, she 650ks/tank. I miss my car. Boo hoo

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                • #23
                  unfortunately my gf insists on learning how to drive manual so she can take my GTI for a spin............
                  5dr TR GTI - Leather - Tints - 6 Speed - BOOST OOOOH YEAH!!!!

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                  • #24
                    My gf is blonde but a med student. When she drives the TDI I have to yell at her to accelerate hard and go fast through corners.

                    She wants a toureag though...

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                    • #25
                      My wife has promised to stop parking by Braille and actually watch the process now ... my question is ... is it safe to get my rims on the left side of the car repaired now?

                      Dave

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                      • #26
                        Am i the only one who's GF prefers manual, she had an old ****box 94 laser which i convinced her to sell when she got a job in the city and started using PT, it means that i now get both spaces in the garage, and any time she does need ot take the car (rarely) and i need to go somewhere, i have the SP1 to go on.

                        That seemed like a great theory til she crashed the golf.

                        ah well.
                        currrently... MY10 GTI | DSG | Candy White | Sunroof | 18's | BT | MDI
                        previously... MY08 GT TDI | DSG | Reflex Silver | Sunroof

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by steve_tdi View Post
                          Am i the only one who's GF prefers manual,
                          Hi Steve,

                          No you're not the only one.

                          My wife demands to drive to manual over using the Camry v6. In fact you probably heard her complaining when I said that I would be using the Jetta to go to work from next week at my employers new office in the Docklands.

                          She does not see reason why it would be cheaper to use the Jetta ave 6.2/100 around town for a return trip of >70km over using our Camry v6 ave 13/100

                          Cheers
                          BeigeJet
                          White MY23 Tiguan 147 TDI Elegance (mine)
                          White MY21 Tiguan 147 TDI Elegance (wife)
                          Gone - Wheat Beige MY07 Jetta TDI manual

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by mrx View Post
                            Put me in that basket, she ended up getting a Skoda Octavia RS, but it's close enough. No fights any more - no one gets a dud.
                            shame the GTI got booted out of the garage to make way for the RS though

                            my gf loves my GTI but she would never steal it (shes a good girl)

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                            • #29
                              My gf drives a Celica manual, it is a nice gearbox, but you have to thrash it to get any performance out of it...she does not.

                              She has driven my car on a trip to Melbourne and was shifting at 2.5k to avoid the Turbo...

                              On the other hand dad just bought a Jetta to keep up with me
                              MY07 GTI 5door Silver Manual (9.1kg / kw)
                              T2'008 (2.7kg / kw)

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                              • #30
                                Once the baby was born i lost jetta, the wife said, thats no problem you can drive my car, yeah the 64kw 316i bmw which i look like a homo in and when you have to go up a hill with the aircon, you pray you make it over the hill.
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                                MkV Jetta 2.0 TFSI, Black, Leather
                                APR Tuned, Carbonio CAI
                                19" Omanyt

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