Golf VI draws inspiration from Corolla

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All that matters is that a Lada appeared 4 times in this thread without my input in any way

A Lada Niva and a Donkey hauling a cart approach each other on a narrow mountain road somewhere in Eastern Europe...As they get closer, the Donkey yells to the Lada...
"Hey, what are you??" Yells the Donkey.
"Why, I'm a 4 wheel drive..." Yells the Lada Niva in reply, "What are you?"
"Haha, I'm a Horse!!" Replys the Donkey with a wry smile on his long face...

[Golf Houso]

Haha, heres two of my favourites.

How do you do double the value of a Lada?
Fill it with a tank of petrol!

What do you call a Lada with a sunroof?
A wheelie bin!

Theres a whole stack of them, and they seem to be interchangeable with the Skoda jokes. And the Niva is a proper 4WD, but not much of a car...